I'm a violinist and I can't play a real instrument huuuhhhh
I'm a bass player and I play a fish huuuhhhh
I'm a bass player and I play an instrument as big as me huuuuhhhh
I'm a cellist and I not strong enough to hold my instrument so I sit down huuuhhh
I'm a conductor and I wasted 4 years of collage huuuhhh
I'm a viola player and my instrument is as real as the violins huuuhhhh
I'm (insert name here) and my voice sounds like a dying cat so I play an instrument
