"Somebody looks like she is on her period!", Kyle squeals. Yes he squealed. I mean it. Squealed.
I was in a totally pissy mood today because last night didn't end up well.
I had been horrified after listening to my brother telling me about the sad demise of my precious paints.
I know he'll get me new ones though.So.... I was angry and didn't have dinner. That does not mean I didn't eat though. I ate some crackers with Nutella and then cheese-puffs. And ended my feast with chocolates.
He he don't judge I'm like that.Since I hadn't slept very well and was totally pissed last night, the bad and pissy mood was like the after effect.
I gave Kyle a shut-the-ef-up-I'm-in-no-mood look and he understood it and didn't ask any further questions.
I was late today so had absolutely no time to chit chat with my harpies. So I headed straight to my class.
Thanks the Gods of Olympus Mr B was not here. I'm so glad he came late to class. It saved my lazy ass from detention.
I looked for Evan but curse the hard luck and sucky fate of mine, he was not there. Ahhh great! Physics and that too all by myself.
Way to go Zee!In like 2 minutes Mr B shows up and I sigh mentally.
"Morning guys, I'm giving you some assignments and they are hella easy and I want them done by the end of the class", he announced and distributed the assignments to all of us.
Hmm all theory questions. Easy peasy ten minute job.
He went back to his desk and took a seat as he started fiddling with his phone.
I was almost done with my assignment when I heard footsteps.
With all hopes and preparation of what I was to say to my physics class friend who was late to the class I looked up only not to find Evan.
What was worse was when I heard Mr B say," Ohhh! What a pleasant surprise Mr Night decided to show up to class today? The class is graced by your honourable presence sir!".And suddenly it's strikes my head.
Night.
Erik Night.
No Evan Johnson. But Erik Night.
Holy crap."Good morning to you too Mr B!", said the jackass mockingly as he entered.
Soon his eyes started searching for a seat.
I put my head down in a way that won't show my face while forming crosses with my fingers and hoping that the jackass won't come and sit next to me.
There were enough seats in the class to sit so there should be no problem.I was pulled out of my prayers as I heard shuffling in the seat next to me.
Please please please please please it shouldn't be him!
"Rise and shine sugar!", I heard a nasty voice.
Erik Jackass Night.I groan loudly and lift my head up to look at him.
He just sat there smiling, showing off his pretty boy dimples and surely I could see a few girls looking in my direction.
Funny part being, the look they have me clearly said take the advantage of the situation girl! I looked at them and pulled a straight face.
Like ew!
What's wrong with there choices?!
I mean look at his face!?
It looks like frozen puke!I looked back at him and he seemed to be enjoying the exchange between me and those desperate girls.
"What? Cat got your tongue?", I say in an irritated manner.
All he did then was look at me, then smile, then smirk and pulled my answers and started copying them.
Alright. I was not expecting this.
So not.I was pissed beyond comparison now and surely had my nostrils flaring metaphorically.
I gave him a piercing look and snatched my sheet back and started writing.
I could feel his penetrating gaze on me as I wrote but I tried my best to ignore.
And yeah obviously I was successful.The whole awkward situation continued and I really wanted to get out of here.
"So are you gonna give me the cold shoulder for the whole period now?", Erik asked.
I didn't look up and continued doing some other work some I was done with my assignment.
He poked me with his pencil and caught by surprise, I jumped.
I mean almost jumped.
I'm ticklish alright!?I exhaled and settled on my seat and chose to ignore the douche bag.
I don't know if he got the clue or he suddenly got a shot of sanity, he stopped irritating me.
I smiled to myself victoriously and continued to do my work.
Thankfully he didn't do anything else for the rest of the period and I was glad about it.
As the period ended, I just rushed out of the class and almost ran into someone who steadied me.
I looked up to find none other than Kyle looking at me.
He had a weird expression.
Okay.... Something is wrong.I waited for him to speak.
"Where were you and what have you been texting me?", he said. He seemed kinda angry.
Alright.
This is weird.I open my bag just to find my phone missing.
I clearly remember keeping it.
Oh come on I used it before I entered the class.Every thing has to happen today!
"Shit! Kyle I think I dropped my phone somewhere and hell man it had-", I was cut off by Kyle.
"Who is this jackass who calls you sugar? I just received another text saying this", he showed me the text.
--I know you're reading this so just come around and find me if you want you're phone back.
--I'll be waiting for you sugar. But it's just that I'm not a patient man.
--;)"What the major fuck? Doesn't he have his own life? That sucker!", I start cursing and Kyle is just looking at me with an amused expression.
"Tell me if I'm wrong but I think I'm right", he paused and looked at my expression and then continued," This is Erik right?".
I nodded to that and he just smirked.
At that point I was so frustrated I could've actually just clawed his pretty face but I adore him too much.
"If you need any help with him just tell me 'kay?", he said concerned.
"Yup don't worry as I can handle that jackass on my own", I say while rolling my eyes.
Kyle walked in the other direction for his next class.
Fuck my life!
Now I have I look for his douche-bag-ness himself.
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