Being Me

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Whale oil beef hooked.

Say that in an Irish accent.

Hahahaha a friend of mine said that to me and I couldn't figure it out. No I'm not that bad usually, but everyone has stupid days, right?

So here it goessssssss
Also, I'd like to reveal something at the end of this chapter.

Happy reading!

"Oh! My sweet sugar cube, or well that's what he would've said, I think.", said the deep unfamiliar voice that rang a distant bell in the back of my head.

Yeah I know it's unfamiliar yet ringing bells.

But hey, remember I'm weird?

Yeah that.

I just couldn't figure it out.
Who was the person?
My instincts told me I knew him.
My brain, couldn't decipher shit 'cause it's my brain.

My instincts also told me another thing.

And trust me when I say, my instincts are my priority.

I gotta listen to them.

I kicked him right in his balls, as hard as I could and he stumbled a bit, but he didn't loose his hold on me.

I could hear him groaning and I knew it would be hurting pretty damn bad.

Whoa this guy must have a very high tolerance that he could almost stand upright after such an apocalypse.

"Leave me alone you asshole!", I tried to kick him again, just in case that would make him surrender.

Nut dust,
Surrender you must.

But nah.

Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human too?
Why you gotta be so rude?
I'm gonna marry her anyway.

What am I saying.
No darling, no way.

Also, I did miss his balls this time, and he held me tighter.

Ouch.

"You, sir, do realise what you're doing is wrong?! I mean obviously you do, but still you just can't kidnap innocents like that, but that's what they do in the movies! What are you gonna do, huh? I swear on the heavenly taste of rocky road you will shit your pants with fear once I release myself! A lousy mortal like-",
my mouth was stuffed with a cloth and my hand were tied next. My eyes were blind folded and I was being dragged somewhere.

This guy is being harsh, man?!

Again, bro why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human too?

I kept on resisting to walk and practically became a dead weight on him, but he continued dragging and pulling me.

Peach.