Being Me

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"Are you two dating by any chance Nia?", Asher asked and gave me a serious look.

"Are you hooking up with an ostrich under a duck feather blanket at noon with some lizard filming you Asher?", I ask, sarcasm dripping through my each word.
Also I had an angry potato face then.

"Well cool down there I was just asking!", Asher said as he burst out laughing.
"Alright, then what's the deal with him?", he asked.

"Well he's a sex craved testosterone powered estrogen starved hormonal freak and a jackass.", I say and then go back to eating.

"That's the definition of the word "Male", Zee.", Sam says.

Asher just looks at me with an amused face and Sam bursts out laughing.

Also he spills out his juice from his mouth over Asher's face.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"You bloody douche!", Asher huffed,
"I just don't understand what do you all have against me!", he says as he takes his half eaten pancake and slaps it in Sam's face.

Sam remaining cool and collected as ever, eats the delicacies on his face.
Yes. On his face.

Me and Asher just look at each other and shout,
"EEWWWWWWW!!!", and go away from Sam who's too busy to care.

Just then Kyle and Jade come downstairs in all their sleepy glories.

"Look Zee, I really gotta go", Jade says while reaching us,
"But since you have already made breakfast for me it'll be very rude of me to not have it. I mean I am such a good friend that I'll not let that go waste you see.", she grabs a plate and stuffs the pancake in her mouth,
"Oh these are yummmmm!", she moans.

All of us are just looking at her with expressionless faces.
Oh. Except Sam of course, he's too busy to care.

"What? I can eat your food also!", she says and as a reply we all mutter profanities under our breaths.

So much for a "good friend"!

Kyle looks like he's still asleep so he keeps shut and takes his plate and then heads for the couch.

He sits on the couch and says,
"Your couch is weird, bro! But I'll eat. Never mind.", he says without paying attention to anything.

We just look in his direction and shrug.

"Your couch is fucking awful, bro! I mean something is legit sticking up my ass!", he says to Asher.

"Shut up and eat, you're dreaming someone shoving something up your ass!", Asher said.

"Ew guys please!? I'm eating here!", Jade complains.

"Oh yeah now you're gonna say I'm dreaming someone holding a vibrator to my ass too because sure as hell you're couch is vibrating!", Kyle shouts with horror.