Being Me

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Here's another chapter for you amazing readers!

"I'm serious. Stop.", Jade stood up abruptly,
"I can't make my ears bleed. Literally!".

"Well I can't help but agree with Jade, Erik.", said Sam while nodding his head.

"Yeah see! I already predicted his voice will be screechy and all! And now he's up to singing again!", I huff.

"My house, my rules!", Erik throw his hands in the air.

"Dude stop alright? Even the karaoke set up rated you in negative.", Kyle states blatantly and we all start laughing.

"Fine whatever. You guys wanna go grab some ice cream?, Erik pauses and rubs his neck sheepishly,
"I also kinda need to shoo you guys out to clean up.".

"Well I could help with the clean up!", I stand up and clean the non existent dust from my pants.

I look at Erik and smile angelically at him and say,
"But I guess I'll pass. You do the work on your own!", I slump back on the bean bag and give an amused look at his heartbroken expression.

He mouthed bitch to me and I replied,
"Badass still!", and smirked at him.

Sam cleared his throat and continued,
"We were grabbing ice cream?".

I jump up on the bean bag with my shoes on,
"I WANT COOKIE CREAM AND ROCKIE ROAD AND SOME BELGIAN TOO!", I scream.

I scream ice cream.

Yeah.

I SCREAM ICE CREAM!

Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

Kyle just comes towards me and before I could react picks me up and places me on his shoulder like a sack.

"Leave me you little bitch!", I snarl at him while kicking in the air.

"I'm not little 'kin.", he says while chuckling.

"C'mon guys get in the jeep!", Jade says.

"I call shotgun!", I shout while watching the chaotic world upside down.

"You got absolutely no bum!", Erik says trying to rhyme, but this was just bad.

Like plain bad.

"Next time, you watch us rhyme and that's how you'll learn, you noob!", I shout at him.

"Who got no dick but a boob!", Kyle said and laughed.

"When he'll get laid, just assuming he will, he got no dick, then no lube?", Sam snickered.

"Shut it all of you and get in the car, or I'll squeeze you in a god damn tube!", Jade said.

"This shit is much more complicated than any random rubix cube!", I complete while still dangling.