Heyyyy!
Sorry I'm always high😂🙈
Anyway, I hope you enjoy this one :)
I enter school not at all fresh and curse the sunlight.
Oh FYI I'm a vampire who hates sunlight and also has fangs.
Or at least that's what Jade says.
So sunlight basically gives me a whole next level head ache and I just hate to be in sun.
Weird?
Well I'm the epitome of weird.
I enter the corridor and walk towards my locker to take the books.
"You're bloody dumb you know?", Kyle snickers from behind me.
I narrow my eyes at him and say,
"Says the sunshine of the school.", Kyle had been nominated as the "SUNSHINE" of the school by the cheerleading club and he hated the fact.He made a grossed face at that and continued,
"Ha. Ha.
Oh look Zee! You earned a laugh!
Ha. Ha. Ha.", he paused and said,
"Our lab class has to go for a field trip today you know? To see different examples and demonstrations. So you don't need your book and need to report to the soccer ground in five.", he tells me."Oh? Is it so? I never knew that we had it! Cool then let's move.", I say while smiling and Kyle just shakes his head.
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"Now children, you saw a very good demonstration of all kinds of separation of compounds and now we'll head over to see some examples. Do not touch anything!", Rusty said with his hands in a graceful motion.
We all walk in lines as we see the displayed exhibits.
"Now children these two exhibits in front of you are examples of heterolytic fission and homolytic fission, come and see!", Rusty said in an excited manner.
When is he not?
"Ooh Zee look! That's some nice cleavage!", Kyle said while fake moaning.
I burst out laughing at his joke.
I suddenly felt someone slam my shoulder and then,
"Oh you like it? I'll give you a taste of my medicine pop tart! Wanna tag along?", Angela flirted.She went closer to Kyle making him uncomfortable and kept a finger on his chest and said,
"You don't yet know what is cleavage babe, you're yet to see.", she winked and looked at him.I couldn't control myself and by mistake choked and spat the water inside my mouth right on her face.
"Um, you see I was actually talking about the example of heterolytic cleavage over there. You see that exhibit?", Kyle points towards the exhibit and scratches his neck in awkwardness.
Suddenly Angela made a really weird sound and widened her eyes,
"And you! How dare you do that!", she glares at me and I was bent over and laughing by the way.
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