Smosh Quotes

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Video: ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED! (Squad Vlogs)

Keith-"And you guys know, I hate being shocked. I don't like surprises....."

Olivia-"BOO!"

Keith-"NO!"

Olivia-" (does evil laugh)"

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Olivia-"I like Hot Pockets!"

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Courtney-"Name 3 drugs, go!"

Shayne-"Uh, Crack, Meth, Heroin."

Shayne-"Those are the 3 I use........"

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Olivia-"Nicknames for a butt......"

Keith-"Booty, butt cheeks, ba-.....ass booty!"

Keith-"You can make up, no.....you can make up names! First of all, do you see what's going on, guys? Because right now, they said a nickname, I made that up, ass booty...?"

Shayne-"Ass booty and booty, though......"

Keith-"SO WHAT? I MADE IT UP! This is my problem with America, they did it, but I can't."

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Keith-"Tupac is in Cuba, Beyonce is apart of the Illuminati , and Jay-Z is apart of the Illuminati."

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Noah-"Name 3 times pain is a good thing...."

Courtney-"Losing your virginity, when you're getting stitches......oh, it's not a good thing when you lose your virginity, i just know that losing your virginity is a beautiful thing sometimes, and it can hurt!......I regret what I said.....I could've won and just got scared! My face is so red right now........"

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(It got passed on to Shayne)

Shayne-"Pulling a tooth out, laser eye surgery, and losing your virginity....shit, uh ,fuck!"

Courtney-"Fuck you! Fuck you!"

Noah-"He could've won!"

Keith-"He didn't even want the card."

Courtney-"You asshole...."

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Shayne-"We're getting an outside opinion that they do, someone else is a smart shopper.......when it comes to sexy-time........."

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Noah-"I like the fact that he was gonna say Walmart, and then he was like 'No, that's too low-class, I'm gonna go with Marshalls'"

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Shayne-"Name 3 things you'd like to set on fire......."

Olivia-"Your hair, my shoes, and the rug."

Shayne-"My hair?"

Olivia-"Yeah."

Olivia-"I've actually never smelt burnt hair...."

Shayne-"So you'd like to set my hair on fire?......and your own shoes...and the rug......"

Olivia-"Any kind of rug....."

Shayne-"These things don't make sense to us, but to Olivia, I think they do make sense....and Olivia probably does wanna set my hair on fire............"

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THAT'S ALL, FOLKS! It's like another 12 minutes of the video left, but I didn't wanna make it SUPER long. Just go watch the video, don't be lazy.

See you next time!

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