Smosh Quotes

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Video: FUNNY SNAPCHAT FILTER THEATER (Squad Vlogs) 

Olivia-"Uh...I don't feel comfortable with this filter, here!"

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(Keith and Olivia face swaps.)

Courtney-"OH GOD!"

Shayne-"This is actually a nightmare..."

Keith-"Hey, I'm Olivia! heeeee"

Olivia-"What up? I'm Keith Leak!"

Courtney-"(laughs) Is that your Keith impression?"

Olivia-"Yeah, listen, I'm from Ohio!"

Keith laughs.

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(Shayne and Olivia face swaps.)

Shayne-"Hello. I am Siri. What can I do for you today?"

Olivia-"Suck my teeth!"

Shayne-"What? I'm not-I'm Siri, I'm not gonna suck your teeth! I can tell you-"

Olivia-"Where's the closest Fanta? I need to get some soda."

Shayne-"The closest Fanta is in your fridge, in the kitchen, uh......"

Olivia-"That's great, but I want orange. Where's the closest store? I can get some Fanta and some Slim Jims."

Shayne-"The CVS on the corner?"

Olivia-"So, you gonna suck my teeth or what?"

Shayne-"What the fuck!?!"

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Shayne-"Hello, maidens! How are you today?"

Noah-"Hi! I am a maiden....of Olympus."

Shayne-"Being a virgin sucks! (laughs)"

Noah-"Samathamum?"

Shayne-"Yes, Jebeden?"

Noah-"I just feel like Athena used to look at us a lot more than she does now..."

Shayne-"I know! She's just been giving me that cold, war shoulder, you know what I mean? I think that's the right goddess, right?"

Noah-"I'm.....I'm not sure..."

Shayne-"I am not educated."

Courtney-"Hey guys, it's Athena!"

(they all laugh.)

Shayne-"Athena, hey! You're looking-You're looking, uh......great!"

Courtney-"Uh, my shoulder's really cold...I don't know why....."

Shayne-"Has-uh.....Paula not been giving you those....rubs usually?"

Courtney-"No, he never gives me the rubs anymore..."

Shayne-"Oh....that's a...bummer..."

Courtney-"I've been trying to work on my forehead, though....am I looking okay?"

Shayne-"That's fierce! Boy, that'll just shake up Hercules!"

Courtney-"Thank, guys!"