Video: TEXTING CURSE
(A/N: Now....this isn't gonna be normal quotes. I'm just gonna type everything that they said, because this video is really good.)
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Anthony-"Alright, so how should I break the ice with Olivia?"
Shayne-"Send her an unsolicited dick pic!"
Anthony-"No!"
Shayne-"Dude, girls love surprises! And what's the biggest surprise of all? Your trouser snake."
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Anthony-"Does that mean she likes it?"
Shayne-"Wait....that's the wrong Olivia. That girl's been dead for 2 years!"
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Shayne-"So, you gonna send it to alive Olivia now?"
Anthony-"You know what, no! I'm never gonna send another unsolicited dick pic again! It's basically sexual harassment, and kind-of a dick move.......no pun intended...."
Shayne-"Fine, send her a puppy meme, or whatever....."
Anthony-"That's actually a good idea....."
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Olivia-"What the fuck, Anthony? Why did you send me a dick pic?"
Anthony-"What? No, I sent you a picture of a really cute puppy...."
Olivia-"It's got a weird birthmark in the shape of Louie Armstrong....."
Shayne-"Your pee-pee has a really weird birthmark in the shape of Louie Armstrong...."
Anthony-"What is going on?......"
Shayne-"I don't know....."
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Shayne-"Regardless of what you take a photo of, it ends up being your dick......."
Olivia-"And it looks like your dick's in a shallow bowl of water?......"
Shayne & Anthony-"What?"
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Shayne-"Look at the pic Anthony just sent and tell us what you see......"
Keith, Noah, Ian, and Courtney-"It's a dick."
Anthony-"You were right, Olivia...Olivia? NOOOO!"
Shayne-"She died just like the dick pic predicted....."
Anthony-"The dick pic predicted it..."
Shayne-"That's kind of a tongue twister..."
(They just start saying it over and over XD)
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Shayne-"Why would dead Olivia want us all dead?....all we did was was send her a cute dick pic!"
Noah-"Wait, you got a text from dead Olivia?..."
Keith-"You know how she died, right?"
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