Smosh Quotes

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Video: UNCENSORED 5 SECOND RULE (Board AF) 

Joven-"Name three ways to show love."

Flitz-"Hug, kiss, anal."

Joven-"If you give someone the anal, you love 'em."

Flitz-"There's a lot of trust that goes into that."

Mari-"Alright....I agree."

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Boze-"Name 3 people that are famous for a stupid reason."

Wes-"Uh....Joven, Sohinki, me."

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Boze-"And, once he got one of you guys, it just started a chain reaction, easy way out!"

Joven-"Oh, says the person who did smoking cigarettes and smoking weed!"

Boze-"Next......next person..."

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Flitz-"Name three jerks."

Lasercorn-"Joven, Sohinki, and Wes."

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Wes-"Name three time slower is better..."

Mari-"Sex.....NOT THINKING.....SATs...NOPE! Uh......"

Mari-"My safe word is SATs......"

Flitz-"Good to know..."

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Flitz-"Name three places you get a hickey..."

Lasercorn-"Golf course, movie theater, bedroom."

*Everyone laughs*

Lasercorn-"OH! Like three BODY PARTS....."

Mari-"Then...is golf course a true story?"

*He walks off*

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Lasercorn-"Me and my wife met at a summer camp..and it had a golf course....can we move on?"

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(The card was "Name three TV shows that need more sex")

Wes-"Uh, I'm SO glad you didn't say the thing I thought of, cause I totally though you were gonna say How To Catch a Predator..."

Mari-"Why would think that!?"

Wes-"I DON'T KNOW!"

Sohinki-"The thing on the top of my head was The Cosby Show..."

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Sohinki-"Name three lies you tell a one night stand..."

Joven-"Uh...I have to work in the morning, I'm really into you, you have nice eyes."

Boze-"Joven has definitely told me I have nice eyes before..."

Wes-"He's told that to me too!"

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Mari-"Name three...cougars."

Sohinki-"We got Pam Anderson,  Sofia Vergara, and Joven's mom."

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hehehe i love them.

see you later.

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