Smosh Quotes

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Video: WE HAVE DIRTY MINDS (Squad Vlogs)

Shayne-"Olivia draw for me, I'll draw for Courtney-" (#Shourtney)

Olivia-"I'll draw you a french lady!"

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Noah-"If you get me toasted, I'll get harder for you....."

Keith-"Bread...."

Noah-"You can stick your hot salami in me....."

Keith-"A sub..."

Noah-"If you shoot too much sauce in me, I could drip all over your face...."

Keith-".....A vagina...."

Noah-"You were close on sub, Subway....."

Keith-"SUBWAY! Sub.....stitute teacher...."

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Courtney-"I hang between your legs....."

Keith-"This is obvious..."

Shayne-"That's a dick!....."

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Courtney-"Sometimes you have to pinch me to make me fit....."

Olivia-".....Is it a tampon?..."

Courtney-"No....."

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Keith-"I'm a four-letter word, this is so easy...."

Olivia-"Ok.......what the fuck, 'a four-letter word'?"

Keith-"Oh, uh..."

Olivia-"He looks at me, as if I should know!"

Keith-"Second one, 'I start with an F, and end with a K'...."

Olivia-"Fank! No, I'm just kidding-"

Shayne-"WHAT!? I'm sorry, we need to spell that out, what was that word?"

Olivia-"Fank! Guys, instead of me saying thank you, I like to say fank you!"

Keith-"I can stick hot meat in your mouth.."

Olivia-"Frank!"

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Olivia-"Also, instead of think, I like to say fink! I fink of a word!.......I got a 'I'."

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Olivia-"I come in your mouth on national holidays..."

Shayne-"Gravy."

Courtney-"Remeber, NATIONAL..."

Shayne-"Uh, relatives?"

Keith-"No, that is NOT okay! Somebody get him out of here!....."

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Keith-"I can sport a huge extension..."

Olivia-"A tampon?"

Keith-"Are you on your period? She's definitely on her period!"

Courtney-"No she's not, cause I'm not......"

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Olivia-"All day long, it's in and out..."

Shayne-"Ya know, like......life?"

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I ACTUALLY WENT THROUGH THE WHOLE VIDEO THIS TIME! Sorry that it was shorter.....the video wasn't that long. Btw, there's no schedule on these, I just post them when I feel like it! And, we're SO close to 100 views! Thank you guys so much!

See you next time! 

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