Payback's a bitch

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After John Cena getting his knee messed up, he did a promo informing the WWE Universe that he'd be coming for payback.
Quote:
"The reason why I'm sitting here waiting for the Doc,
Is 'cause of the F5 I took from you Brock.
I don't think you understand what I'm saying,
You gonna hit your knees quicker than a priest when he's praying.
Your the poster job for the birth-control pill,
You go down quicker than a 'ho' for a 5 dollar bill.
I'm the real superman you nothing but Clark Kent,
You go down for 4-quarters my half time like 50 cents.
I go hang your ass like a Christmas tree ornament,
I'll whack you more times than a ********ion tournament.
You get my point before I thought you missed it,
I'm a viagra triple shot you just a lit biscuit. WORDLIFE" [makes W hand sign]
Weeks later on his first match after the knee injury.
He went head to head with ...
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"This is Basic Thugonomics ...WORDLIFE!"
-John Cena

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