C.RONALDO
"Your not allowed to gamble at any casinos, you already won the jackpot when you met me."
NEYMAR JR
"Your not allowed to twerk, the only thing you should be doing is clapping your hands in church, thanking God you met me."
M.BARTRA
"Your not allowed to go to the gym, you might finally find the strength to leave me.
O.GIROUD
"Your not allowed to go to a chemistry lectures. We already have chemistry between us.
L.MESSI
"Your not allowed to sneeze in public. Guys are gonna bless you, but you're already blessed because you have me."
A.GRIEZMANN
"Your not allowed to speak to other males, i don't care if you're lost and need directions get on your knees ask Jesus to guide you.
G.BALE
"Your not allowed to swim without floaties, tryna drown and escape this relationship?"
Credit to the internet for these, im not that funny to come up with them lol
Also these are all jokes so don't take them seriously
and inspired by @gtfotrin she's amazing
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