C. RONALDO
"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?"
"He only comes once a year."
NEYMAR JR
"What does a nosey pepper do?"
"Gets jalapeño business."
M. BARTRA
"How does Moses make tea?"
"Hebrews it."
O. GIROUD
"What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb?"
"You can unscrew a lightbulb."
L. MESSI
"Why is there a gate around cemeteries?"
"Because people are dying to get in."
A. GRIEZMANN
"How is a girlfriend like a laxative?"
"They both irritate the shit out of you."
G. BALE
"What's the best part about gardening?"
"Getting down and dirty with your hoes."
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