C. RONALDO:
Nice shirt.
Can I take you out of it?
NEYMAR:
Are you a library book?
Because I can't stop checking you out.
M. BARTRA:
Call me Pooh, because all I want is you honey.
O. GIROUD:
Today I don't feel like doing anything.
Expect you.
I'd do you.
L. MESSI:
Your hand looks heavy.
Let me hold it for you.
A. GRIEZMANN:
Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?
G. BALE:
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked by.
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IN HONOR OF REAL MADRID'S 40TH UNBEATEN STREAK IM UPDATING EVEN THOUGH I SHOULD BE STUDYING BUT GOD BLESS BENZEMA, SERGIO AND ASENSIO (fuck danilo)
ALSO CONGRATULATIONS TO CRISTIANO FOR WINNING FIFA BEST PLAYER
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