#18 Type of Boyfriend He is

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C. RONALDO
Photogenic boyfriend
-always wants you to take pictures of him
- got every type of social media
- low key be cute in pictures but you don't tell him that

NEYMAR JR
Annoying boyfriend
   - always has something "funny" to say
   - y'all joke each other but he be winning
   - always trying to make you smile when you're sad

M. BARTA
The good vibes boyfriend
   - he listens to all types of music
   - organized
   - your mama loves him

O. GIROUD
Petty Boyfriend
- this bitch pettier than you
- he hates responding himself
- tells you to put respect on his name during sex

L. MESSI
Shy boyfriend
   - loves when you compliment him
   - doesn't take selfies online
   - not really on social media
   - always does nice things for you

A. GRIEZMANN
Over protective boyfriend
   - blows up your phone 25/8
   - lurk on your ig comment
   - always checking your dms
   - when you go somewhere he ask, "where you goin dressed like that?"
  
G. BALE
Sensitive
   - this bitch always cries when y'all cry 
   - thinks he's tough tho
   - text you song lyrics all the time

this is all jokes so don't get butt hurt and shoutout to the internet for these luv ya

posting more like this

 also that gif above makes me laugh harder each time I watch it, alvaro is so drunk

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