C. RONALDO:
"You're not allowed to watch the Discovery channel. What are you trying to discover? New ways to leave me?"
NEYMAR JR:
"You're not allowed to drink milk because what are you trying to do? Get stronger bones so you can live longer than me and find a new man?"
M. BARTRA:
"You're not allowed to drink energy drinks. You might finally have the energy to leave me."
O. GIROUD:
"You're not allowed to speak to other guys on the phone, if you call 911 and a male answers you better hang up and try again."
L. MESSI:
"You're not allowed to have candles on your birthday cake. What the fuck are you wishing for? All your wishes came true when you met me."
A. GRIEZMANN:
"You're not allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window."
G. BALE:
"You're not allowed to wear Nike. The only thing you will be "just doing" is me."
-- this is too funny an i had to do another one
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