Yeaaah, don't be surprised if I edit or take this down. I thought it was cute at the time, but.... anyway, enjoy, cupcakes!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Twelve beheaded orcs,
Eleven butchered goblins,
Ten elven guardians,
Nine creepy Nazgul,
Eight cities of Men,
Seven Dwarven Lords,
Six Riders of Rohan,
Five wise wizards,
Four loyal hobbits,
Three elven rings,
Two rightly kings,
And the one true Ring of Sauron!
Happy now? Are you cringing as hard as I am right now? You're welcome.
YOU ARE READING
Lonely Thoughts
Poesia~technically, every day is leg day when you're running away from your problems~ ((alternatively titled: please enjoy my laughable poetry.))
