Person: you can have my heart
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Me: you can have my pumping blood sack
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Person: pumping blood sack?
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Me: yeah, cuz there's something else that's doing all the pumping now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Puns, Jokes, and Other Nonsense
HumorThis book is just a bunch of puns and jokes + other nonsense. There could be a few offensive jokes but I'm still debating on that. Idk I'll put a warning in those chapters if I do put offensive ones.
Really bad pick up line
Person: you can have my heart
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Me: you can have my pumping blood sack
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Person: pumping blood sack?
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Me: yeah, cuz there's something else that's doing all the pumping now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
