Now Ain't That Relatable

Some More Random Relatable Moments.

- That one password which, if cracked, could destroy your entire life on every social media you ever had.

- "Don't worry, the cockroach is smaller than you."
"Uh, yeah...so is a grenade."

- Looking in the mirror after a long day and thinking, "Did I REALLY look like THAT the whole day?"

- Lying awake in the middle of the night, wondering whether it really is worth getting up to go pee.

- Guests: "Do you have a bathroom?' Me: "Yeah, it's upstairs." Le sarcastic me: "What? Bathroom? No, we pee in the yard."

- Me: *Answers question correctly in class* Le show off me: All I do is win win win no matter what

- That moment in between binge watching your favorite series on Netflix when you see your reflection on your black TV screen and wonder what the heck you're doing with your life.

- Me: "I'll think about it." Le other truthful me: "I'll completely forget about it and act like I had no idea the next time you bring it up."

- I hate when I find out important facts. AFTER the test.

- When you finally get to sleep after a long day of work, and that's the one night that memory of when you peed yourself trying to jump off the monkey bars eight years ago decides to come rushing back.

- When your Mom's back from the grocery store and you realize you forgot to take out the trash.

- Looking at all your old drawings and cringing at the fact that you proudly went around thinking you were a good artist.

- When someone insults you and your brain starts running a marathon trying to find a witty comeback.

- When you feel as if you're drowning and you mouth the words, "Tell mom I love her."

- Watching a really childish and old show and cringing at the fact that you used to be obsessed with it.

- When someone reminds the teacher that there was homework: YOU SON OF A BUTTERNUT SQUASH I WILL FRIGGIN AVADA KEDAVRA YOU TO DEATH YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS

- That sigh of relief when someone cancels plans you didn't want to have in the first place.