Now Ain't That Relatable

People in your classroom.

Okay, so I know I broke the rules and this isn't exactly a "Relatable Moments" chapter, BUTT (yes, butt), hopefully, you ARE able to recognize/identify who those classmates are.

- The CLASS CLOWN! (If you don't have one of those, your class probably feels like a Juvenile Correction Centre).

- The one kid who gets lucky for EVERYTHING, even though they're a total douchebag (sorry if you're that person) and do NOTHING at all.

- The foreign kid whose accent the girls keep gossiping about.

- The quiet, straight-A kid who has no friends. And you've probably never heard their voice.

- The shy, mysterious, I'm pretty sure he's a werewolf hiding it classmate who never says a word to you but gives you "that look" which makes you think he's the CEO of a top secret spy agency looking for new recruits.

- The one guy/girl everyone has a crush on. Except for you, you don't really see what others see in them.

- The popular kid who spends the whole day being recklessly bombarded by hordes of paparazzi asking for their Instagram.

- The overly sensitive kid who cries for the dumbest reasons. You feel bad for them at first, but then you get annoyed by their sensitivity and get over your sympathy for them.

- The bully. You sometimes wonder how exactly he/she is able to lure everyone into their lockers without even touching them, despite the fact that it takes them an hour and a half to calculate 9+9. And even then, it's 21.

- The kid everyone hates for no apparent reason. There ain't no reason, your name just gets picked out of a hat and then everyone hates you. When the teacher's done with the seating chart for the year, when the unfortunate soul who ends up having to sit next to that one kid's name is announced, everyone has to go "OOOOOOOOOOHHHH" or "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH". This ain't no New Year's fireworks, folks.

- The one super cringy (? or is it cringey?) kid who tries impressing everyone and taking the most popular kid's place on the charts, but fails terribly without knowing it and leaves everyone cringing at their actions like hell.

- The perfect student who's...just perfect. At everything. Sports, academics, looks, even relationships. They leave you questioning God's statement of everyone being equal.

- The teacher's pet. Not necessarily the straight-A student, but the one who always asks the teacher if they can help them set up their PowerPoint presentation about congruent angles in a sickeningly sweet voice, making the entire class palming their faces. (Lol get it facepalm xD and before you ask, no, I am not the class clown).

- The kid who has a negative comment about everything. I'm not sure if this is common in every class, but we definitely have one (wink wink). When the teacher displays a documentary on snow leopards for everyone to watch (*cough cough* sleep in synchronization to *cough cough*), they always have to mention the fact that snow leopards can leap 30 feet, not 28.

So yeah, everything above, ending at "28", is exactly 500 words! (Talk about perfectionism). Sooo, hope you enjoyed, and also, I might not be active for a week or so because I gotta study! I'm still in the dreaded 7th grade, you know. *sniff sniff*

Stay frosted, fellow cupcakes. <3