Now Ain't That Relatable

Relatable Moments - At a Restaurant \ Café \ fast food joint lmao

...eek wow it's been ages

I feel like Wattpad's the one place where I can slack off even though I really wanna update for you guys I feel like y'all have already learned to bear with me? 😂 anyways I'm sorry so here's something
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• when you go to a fancy restaurant expectin some good stuff👌 but end up being seated next to a sloppy family who don't know rESTAurANT eTHicS and are willing to change their baby's diaper anywhere that's not home (???)

• when they ask if you want a table like nO i caME hERE tO LooK aT peOPLE eatING anD tHEN quieTLY LeAVE

• when ya at a café and ya wanna sit next to a window but that table's hogged by some dude who has his entire computer there and seems to be doin some hardcore gaming and hasn't even ordered anything yet

• when ya complain about the guy who's hogged a window seat with his entire computer and seems to be doing some hardcore gaming when you do the same thing and order iced water every 2 minutes so they don't kick you out

• when the person in line in front of you is very specific about their coffee and is looking for more than 3 stickers on their cup and an $30 and you're so caught up in your mockery of them in your head and talking trash abt them to the person behind you that by the time it's finally your turn you've forgotten your order and everyone's now pissed at you :) (moral - let that man have his psl the way he wants it )

• when ya at a drive thru and your dad orders thru the trashcan (lmao I steal jokes)

• when you don't have your car but there's no line at the drive thru and the entire world's population is at the counter and you just wanna 😭

•  has anyone ever just given up what they wanted to eat bc there was just a very long line there and you're lazy

• I have a fetish for the smell of mall food courts FIGHT ME

• when ya feelin like a lil bum so you piss off those workers on purpose (me)

• when ya order somethin beautiful and wanna snap/gram it and you take like a century and your food gets cold but "it was worth it"

• I've written this one before but - When you order something and ask your friend if they want it and they say no, only to take yours when it arrives -.-

• when they actually do write your name correct on the coffee cup and its not fun anymore ;-;

• when ya waitin for a free table and there's this one couple you're eyeing and plan to take their seats as soon as they leave, but when they're done eating they start yapping for hours :)

• when the drink doesn't look as good as it did in those instagram photos you saw the other day

• and when it tastes worse

• When ya need to go to the toilet but you don't trust your friends with your fries while you're gone so you actually think of taking them with you but that ain't happenin

• ticking off all the "poor performance" boxes on those restaurant survey card things on purpose just to piss people off (me)

• When you actually do have a terrible restaurant experience and the waiter bows while you're on your way out and you feel mocked

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Yeh i think that's it for now lmao. I actually thought of this a long time ago but procrastinated for 3 days *shrug* I'm so lazy ;-;

I'm more active on my instagram, although it's a BTS fan account, but if you still wanna check it out I'm @yoongi_x_kumamon :) lels

Anyways, comment and tell me how you've been, how was everything while I was dead?

Also, do you guys want me to update more? Bc this book is legit only for my readers and I wouldn't continue if it wasn't for the people who comment and make my day brighter :3 so a big thanks for that <3

Bye now! Stay frosted, fellow cupcakes <3