Everyone gotta love phood amirite or amirite
INSPIRED BY A BEAUTIFUL HOOMAN CALLED himanipatney
I feel really squishy today so this chapter may sound a bit different from the others sorey not sorry
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- When you think the waiter's getting your food but he ain't.
- When the straw just DOES NOT want to get into your MOUTH I'm crying just typing this bye
- JK I'M STILL HERE
- When Instagram food doesn't taste as good as it looks.
- "Do it for the gram" food everywhere but you can't just pick something up, put toppings on it, put it on your plate, stick a fork in it, take a photo with a jillion filters, and just PUT it back because "I'm on a diet."
- Speaking of diets, a double bacon cheeseburger in one hand and a diet cola in the other.
- Why some food gotta be so dirty like boi lemme eat without having to bother about finding a quiet lonely corner because all my friends are perverts take it slow (dururdu) wait for them to ask you WHAT ARE THOSE bye
- Sike I'm still here plz don't leave I need reads I have no self esteem
- I mean uh I do this because passion and stuff
- This is Lenny and he is here to inform all you inconsiderate brats not to leave Cheetos out in the air WHAT ArE AIRTIGHT PACKAGES AND CrUnCHY CHEET0S
- Chip packets are 70% air TRU FACTS (wait aren't facts in fact true, which makes the fact that facts are in fact true, in fact a true fact wow)
- FREE SAMPLES = A MONTH'S SUPPLY OF PHOOOOOOOOOOD
- Friend: *comes back from toilet* "Where's my food?" Me: "HI WAT IS UP WUD U LIKE TO-"
Friend : "I SAID WHERE'S MY FOO-" Me: "WHAT FOOD SHH"
- Checking the fridge every 5 mins when you KNOW very well that you don't have food, but just in case new food appears, amirite
- When your friend says they ain't hungry and refuse to order something even when you begged them to, and then steals half your fries when the food arrives.
- When the microwave decides it's a good time to piss you off by heating the plate but leaving the food unaffected.
- Only coming to a party because free food.
- The beautiful, tear-filled moment of happiness when you open your fridge and are greeted with more food than it can hold.
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OKOKOK I'm so sorry for this crappy chapter cuz #1 I burnt myself again (invalid excuses) and #2 I had ONE sip of SPRYTE and now my throat hurts like hell I wanna bury myself in hell as well but if hell is in my throat I'm not sure how to bury myself in it what am I saying
Stay frosted, fellow cupcakes <3 *snorts*
(edit) SH00T I MADE SO MANY TYPOS CUZ I DIDNT PROOFREAD THE CHapTER I HOPE THIS UPDATES IN TIME LOL SORRY
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Now Ain't That Relatable
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