❤️Jarley oneshots🖤

Christmas Eve

"You gotta open one early! It's tradition!"

"No, Harl. It's 11 at night."

"Oh, Pud, since when do you care about the time?"

"Since my eyelids started feeling like a hundred weights. Now shut up and go to sleep or my fist can happily do the job for you."

Harley whined as Joker pulled the sheets over himself, turning over and slamming a pillow over his ear. Harley stood over him with her arms crossed.
"Y'know Mistah J, I worked really hard to get your Christmas Present and-"

Joker pretended to snore loudly.

"Mistah J-"

The snoring got even louder.

"Pud-"

And even louder.

"MISTAH J!"

Joker's fake snoring eventually got so loud he choked on his own air. He sat up and began hacking. Harley smirked and placed her hands on her hips. "That's whatcha get for not listenin' to me!" She teased. "Honestly, Mistah J, I really wantcha to open your present.."

Joker sensed the sincereness in her voice and finally looked up at her. Harley's bottom lip quivered and her baby blue eyes stared hopefully into his. "Please, Puddin'?" She asked once more. Finally Joker gave in, he muttered under his breath and pushed himself out of bed. Harley squealed in excitement and bounced up and down.

She clasped her hand with Joker's and dragged him down the stairs. Joker nearly tripped over his own feet as Harley ran through the warehouse and into the cozy living room. "Okay, okay, sit down!" Harley sat in front of their small tree crisscrossed and smiled brightly up at Joker, who raised an eyebrow and sat in front of her.

"Pick one!" Harley chirped.

Joker rolled his eyes and reached for a present with a big purple bow on it.

"No not that one!" She quickly slapped his hand away.

Joker glared at her and reached for another present.

"Not that one either!" She shouted.

Joker growled and threw his hands up into the air. "Well what's the point of letting me open a present if you keep telling me not to open them!" He shouted back at her. Harley bit her lip and giggled. "Sorry, Mistah J.." She smiled and stood up, reaching behind the colorful Christmas tree and pulling out a present with a green silk bow on it. She handed it to him and sat back down.

"Open it!" Harley said cheerfully. Joker looked down at his present and began unwrapping it.

"Careful, Puddin', the wrapping paper is really nice and-"

"Harl." Joker snapped.

"Sorry.." She said with a sheepish smile.

Joker ripped through the wrapping paper and stared down at a black rectangular box. There was big bold fancy print written on the box. Joker glanced at Harley through the corner of his eye. She was patiently waiting for him to open it. He smirked and pulled the top off of the box.

Inside the box were a dozen different colored silk ties. Polka dotted, stripped, zigzagged, you name it. "More ties?" Joker said with a smile. Harley sucked her teeth and smiled back. "I think you look sexy in ties." She said with a wink. Joker leaned over and planted a kiss on her lips. Harley melted into the kiss and wrapped her arms around his neck. Joker pushed the wrapping paper and the box of ties away and pinned Harley down on the floor.

Harley couldn't help but laugh. "Puddin'.. You know I love your kisses, but you gotta open your real present." Joker looked down at Harley who had a mischievous smile plastered on her face.

"Well damn, sweetness. Don't mind if I do!" Joker chuckled as he pried Harley's legs open. She threw her head back and laughed loudly, kicking him away as he tried to plant more kisses on her neck.

"Nonono, Mistah J. That's not at all what I meant!" Harley desperately tried to wiggle away from him but he held a death grip on her. She eventually had to stop him before he got any further or she'd give in for the thousandth time and let him take over the night. She pushed him off of her and stood up. Joker tilted his head and furrowed his eyebrows.

"Close your eyes, Mistah J." Harley grabbed her boyfriends hands and covered his eyes with them. He groaned and tapped his foot against the floor in annoyance and excitement. "Harls, i'm a grown man. I don't need to-"

"Shht! Be quiet and let me lead you. Okay?" Harley interrupted, followed by a quiet giggle. Joker sighed and allowed her to lead him into another room.

"Alright Puddin', open em'!" She chirped. Her voice echoed which confused Joker. "Are we in the garage?" He asked cautiously. Harley smiled and almost lost control of herself. "Come on! Open!"

When Joker opened his eyes, he could've sworn his jaw hit the floor.

Parked right in front of him was the Batmobile.

"H-Harley.. I-I..What..How.." Joker sputtered. Harley was squealing happily at his pleased reaction. Suddenly she stopped.

"Aww, Mistah J.. If you don't like it you don't have to be so rude." Harley joked. Joker scooped her up in his arms and spun her around. He showered her in kisses over and over. Harley laughed loudly as he put her down and grabbed the keys off of the hood.

"So y'gonna take it out for a spin? Nothin' like a Christmas Eve drive around Gotham City in the Batmobile, huh Puddin'?" Harley watched her prince excitedly throw himself in the drivers seat like a teenager who just got their license. Harley happily joined him in the passengers seat.

The engine roared to life. Joker drove straight through the garage door. Both of them cackled loudly as they sped down the snowy streets of Gotham.
Joker laced his fingers with his partner in crime and smiled genuinely at her, making Harley's heart flutter.

"Baby, you're the greatest!"

(Ayyyy!! I felt like writing somethin' Christmassy in honor of Christmas Eve. Fluffy as always. Hope you all have a wonderful Christmas! Lots of love!

-Honey)