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Anniversary

"Mistah J.." Harley's sweet voice stirred Joker from his sleep. He rubbed his eyes, smudging the left over black eye makeup that he had forgotten to take off the night before.

When Joker opened his eyes, he was greeted with Harley clinging to him like a koala. Her blue eyes staring at him lovingly while her delicate fingers traced patterns on his muscular pale chest.

"How'd you sleep?" Harley kept her eyes locked on his. "Like shit." Joker replied groggily. Harley giggled lightly. "That's not what it sounded like. You kept me awake with your loud snorin'." Joker grinned and wrapped an arm around her waist.

"Are you making fun of me girly?" Joker growled in her ear. Harley giggled again and tried pulling away. "Well ya got a big mouth..." Harley teased.

"Y'know..." Joker climbed on top of her and lightly bit her shoulder. "This big mouth can do a lot more than keep you up at night." Harley giggled and pulled away slightly. "Oh yeah? Like what?" She gave him an innocent smile as she draped a leg over his waist.

"Like..this.." Joker kissed his way down her neck and chest.

....And then blew raspberries into her stomach...

Harley kicked around helplessly. "Puddin'! Stop it! That tickles!" She laughed loudly and clawed at his arms.

Just when Harley thought she could take no more, there was a knock at the door.

"Hey boss? I don't mean to disturb you and the missus, but Maroni's waiting for us..." Rocko's voice cracked with his last words.

"Shit.." Joker rubbed his forehead and forced himself out of bed. Harley pouted and wrapped herself in the soft sheets. Joker opened the door ever so slightly and groaned. "Start the car." Rocko nodded his head. "Sure thing boss."

After slamming the door in his henchmen's face, Joker pulled on his pinstriped pants and strolled into the bathroom. Harley's brows knit together as she threw on her pajama shorts and a tank top. "I thought you didn't have a job today..." Her voice was soft but he could sense the frustration. "I made a deal with Maroni last night." Joker shut the bathroom door in hopes of blocking out Harley's nagging.

"Puddin'.. You promised you'd spend the day with me." Harley gently pushed open the bathroom door and glared at her prince. Joker rolled his eyes and shoved a toothbrush in his mouth. "Shorry toots. Honesht."

Harley crossed her arms and stared at her boyfriend's reflection in the mirror. "Today's special.." Joker rolled his eyes and spat toothpaste into the sink, rinsing his mouth after. "I'm sorry Harley baby, I really am." He pushed past her and hastily threw on a clean button-up. "Seen my tie anywhere?" Joker questioned casually as he slipped on a pair of mismatched socks.

"On the dresser." Harley mumbled and closed the bathroom door.

"Can't hear ya, sweetness."

Harley swung the door open.
"On the dresser!" She shouted as she slammed the door shut again in frustration. She immediately regret it when she heard Joker's irritated growl. "So we're slamming doors, are we?"

Joker kicked open the door, causing Harley to let out a surprised yelp. He grabbed both her arms and sat her on the toilet. "Listen, girly." His green eyes pierced into hers. "I sacrifice..." Joker paused to lick his cracked lips. "too much for you." Harley pouted and stared at her lap. "And the one time something doesn't go your way, you turn into a spoiled brat." Joker growled as his grip became tighter on Harley's wrists.

"Tell me, pumpkin, exactly how long have we been..together." Joker pulled Harley's face towards him. "Five years..." She replied meekly.

"Five years ago, on November 1st. A silly little doctor crept her way into my mind and claimed my heart as hers." Joker kept his eyes on her widening ones.

"You remember.."

"I could never forget."

"Oh, Puddin'."

Joker cupped her chin and kissed her tenderly. Harley couldn't help the grin on her face as she desperately tried to wipe away her tears.

"And I could never forget your adorable reaction when I first kissed you." He said with a proud smile and a wink.

Harley giggled and stood, throwing her arms around his waist. Joker chuckled and kissed her head as he lead her out of the bathroom.
"I'll make this quick." He held Harley's small hands in his gloved ones. "I promise." He kissed her knuckles and ran a hand through her messy hair. "Then i'm yours for the rest of the night." He playfully nipped on her neck. Harley laughed softly.

"I really do need to find that tie, Harls." His clown princess rolled her eyes and reached over to the dresser. "I told you, it was on the dresser." She said as she handed the green silk fabric to him.

Joker clicked his tongue. "I was just so distracted by an angry little blonde troll. Must've slipped my mind." He replied slyly as he buttoned his orange shirt and tied his bright green tie.

"I am not a troll!" Harley retorted as she watched Joker's skilled hands tie a knot with ease. Joker chuckled. "I dunno, Harls. With that hairdo, you coulda fooled me." He scoffed.

Harley threw her head back as she laughed. "I just woke up! Gimmie a break!" She ran her hands threw her tangled hair. Joker smirked and grabbed his waistcoat off the coat hanger. After he slipped it on, he gave her a peck on the lips and made his way to the door.

"Oh! I forgot." Joker pivoted towards her and pulled out a small black box from his pants pocket. Harley's lip began to quiver as he placed the box in her hands. She wasted no time and opened it.

Inside the box, a diamond neckless with both of their initials etched into it shimmered in Harley's now trembling hands. "Mistah J..."

"Happy anniversary, Harley girl." Joker took the necklace out of her hands and helped her put it on. Harley fell in love even more with Joker as she gazed in amazement at the jewels around her neck, making her skin seem to glow.

Being the typical dumbfounded guy, Joker furrowed his brows. "So do you like it?" He asked anxiously.

Harley erupted into a fit of giggles. She threw her arms around her boyfriend's neck as she planted kisses all over his painted face. "I'm at a loss for words, Puddin'!" Joker grinned as Harley smothered him in kisses.

"Alright, baby. I gotta head out." Joker lightly pushed Harley off of him. She composed herself and nodded. "See you tonight?" Harley squeezed his hand lightly.

"See you tonight." He squeezed her hand back and made his way out of their cozy little home.

(How'd ya like it? I worked way longer than I should've on this, but honestly, i'm proud! For the "anniversary date" I looked up when the comic Mad Love came out. No dates I say are canon, just somethin' I think of on the spot. Hope you liked it! -Honey)