A Night With The Gay Bachelor

CHAPTER 8

Faye's

"Girl ar-are you a fucking sicko?! Get the hell out of my car!" I came back to my consciousness after I felt someone pushing me against the vehicle's door. With my tear-stained face, I turned my head to the rude guy that keeps on shoving me. I could barely see his face because of the tears that's clouding my vision, the dim lighting from the street post also didn't helped my case.

The dude just keep on blabbering things which made me quickly shift my mood from being emotional bitch to a freaking infuriated witch. Mistulang nagsiurong lahat ang mga luha ko dahil sa ingay ng lalaking katabi ko. Kung makatulak pa saakin akala mo naman close kami. What kind of a man who persistently pushes and constantly yells over a crying lady? This dude is pure heartless! And dum dum! Because how would that pushing can get me out of this freaking car when in fact the door on my right is fucking closed?!

"Aalis ka o kakaladkarin kita palabas—" I don't know why but I suddenly blurted out loud what my mind was telling me. "Bakla ka ba?"

The noise coming from his mouth awhile ago easily died just like that. I felt the need to see him so I wiped the tears from eyes to witness what will be his reaction to my question would look like. And now with my clear vision, I welcomed danger.

Napakunot rin ang noo ko kasi his face also looks really familiar... parang nakita ko na siya somewhere. Hindi ko lang maalala.

Oh yes now I remembered! Siya 'yong lalaking kausap ni Tanya kanina! The guy who keeps on knocking down shot glasses.

I was about to apologize when he unexpectedly place his left palm right in front of my face. It was close enough for me to notice the little mole on his thumb. "I would rather call myself as effeminate. And yes, I am a proud one. Do you have any problem with that?"

His statements kinda left me dumbfounded but I still managed to peep through his hand and saw his face with raised brow so I presume he's indeed serious. . . and gay. And with that remark of him, I mentally face-palmed. What's wrong with you guys?! It's not like I got something against the third gender but I just want to ask why? Bakla na nga yung tinatakasan ko hindi ko inaakalang bakla rin pala yung mapupuntahan ko. At hindi ko na napigilan pa ang sarili kong hablutin ang kamay niyang nasa harapan at sapilitan siyang inilapit sa akin para makita kong mabuti ang itsura niya. And damn it! Isa na namang magandang lahi ang nasayang.

Hindi pa nga kami nakaka- tatlong segundo sa ganoong posisyon nang marahas niya akong itinulak palayo sa kanya na siyang naging dahilan ng pagkaka-untog ng ulo ko sa bintana. Well I must admit that, that shit hurts! "Whatever! Just let me sit in here for just a couple of minutes. Bababa din naman ako kapag nasiguro ko nang wala na siya sa labas." Kinakamot ko yung naka tamang parte ng ulo ko habang sinasabi ko 'yon sa kanya. May sasabihin na naman sana siya kaya inunahan ko na. "Don't worry. I'm harmless as a baby. I won't do anything stupid to you. Tulungan mo lang ako then after this you are good to go." I looked at him and he seems unconvinced so I gave him my sweetest fake smile that even Chris haven't got to see, so he should be fucking honored.

"You know what? Kung nangtri- trip ka, please lang huwag ako—" I cut him off on mid air. "Look! I am not fooling around. I am fucking serious here. There's really someone out there trying to get me so I need to hide!" I told him using my almost worn-out tone. I also accompanied my statements with hand gestures just to convince him that I am in grave.

Pero sa kabila ng pagiging seryoso ko siya namang ikinatawa ng isa. "Pffft. What are you? 12?" Did he just asked me that stupid question? "Listen girl. If you're just playing hide and seek please don't hide here inside my car. Hindi ka ba aware na nakakaabala ka na?" He said it before crossing his arms and raising his left eyebrow. So after what I've just said and done he still doesn't believe me? Jeezuus! Ganoon ba talaga ako kahirap paniwalaan?