Spitfire oneshot collection

I'm a weirdo

A/N: so it's been awhile. Even though I have been doing some cleaning of the stories I'm not proud of, I have decided that I am going to keep this. I'm still proud of this, and you guys all seem to love it. :)

Just saying, but doesn't Wally seem like he would do this?

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"Hey," Wally whispers, kissing Artemis's ear sloppily. Artemis pushes him away, smiling and trying to continue reading her book.

"What do you want, Wall-man?"

"It's too hot outside," He complains miserably.

"I guess that's what we get for living in Palo Alto." Artemis shrugs. "We already have the air conditioner up to its highest, so stop your whining. We can't do anything else about the heat."

"Aaaaartemis," He whines. "It's too hot."

"Wally, stop hanging all over me! You're all sweaty!"

"Then do something about the heat!"

"I can't control the weather! It just *might* be a good idea to take off your sweatshirt, though!"

Wally frowns and looks down at his heavy red sweatshirt, and then at Artemis, who was wearing a tanktop and shorts. "Maybe."

"Then go take it off!"

"Fiiiine." Wally walks away and comes back a minute later, all of his clothes off except for his boxers.

"Aaah!" Artemis yells, frantically covering her eyes.

"You're right, Artemis." Wally grins mischeviously. "I'm much cooler now."

"Put your clothes back on, you pervert!"