Jay: I'm so fucking sorry
Jay: I wasn't expecting to have to send you home
Jay: Simon says it would ruin the comeback if you knew it before everyone else...
Me: do you always do what Simon says?
Jay: Well, it is part of the game, no?;)
Me: shit me.
Me: you got me there
Me: just means I can set traps for you before you get back
Jay: liar.
Jay: you can't
Me: why not?
Jay: because my house, my rules.
Me: does this bitch look like she follow anybodies rules?
Jay: pls
Jay: I have a frail hearteu
Me: shoulda thought about that before you invited a vampire into ur home.
Me: now I never need to be invited in again.
Me: imma haunt you.
Jay: Casper...
Me: nah mate, Kasper, not Casper.
Me: Casper is friendly.
Me: Kasper on the other hand.
Me: "devils spawn"
Me: imma leave that right there
Jay: Frick Frack...
Jay: paddy whack
Me: I'll give your dog a bone ;)
Jay: Stay away from my dog.
-this one feels boring ;(
