Me: still getting asked for nudes mate
Jay: tell him to fuck off
Me: but he is Asian
Jay: so am I but you told me to fuck off
Me: that's different
Jay: why?
Me: he is a virgin
Jay: I can be a virgin too
Me: you're past the point of redemption you dirty boy
Jay: what's he saying though?
Me: I said that I don't send nudes to just anyone, I don't even know him
Me: so he said sorry for being too quick... and asked what I do in my free time...
Jay: give the poor kid a peak
Me: 4real?
Jay: make sure you let me see first though... Yanoo... can't have my mate sending bad nudes...
Me: you're fucking grim mate. I'll take a pic of your dog and sell it on gumtree...
Jay: Guntree..?
Me: we aren't in America jay...
Jay: Gumtree***
