Jay: why did I have to go pick up your friend?
Me: because I wouldn't
Jay: why?
Me: can I trust you?
Jay: obviously, why? What's wrong?
Me: this is serious...
Me: it can't go any further than you
Jay: would I ever? 😉
Me: Jay...
Jay: okay, alright...
Jay: I promise
Me: I have multiple personality disorder...
Jay: shit...
Jay: can I tell you something..?
Me: of course!?
Jay: I have erectile dysfunction...
Me: (screenshots)
