Snapchat

6.5

Me: have you seen Jay today?

Simon: Nope, why?

Me: I farted in his face and he threatened to kill me to I have a funny feeling about is disappearance...

Simon: ...
Simon: you farted in his face
Simon: YOU're FUCKEN SERIOUD
Simon: RIP ME
Simon: nope
Simon: RIP YOU!!!

Me: you're no help...
Me: tool