Jay: the fuck are you?
Me: IM LOST
Jay: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE!?
Jay: Describe your surroundings or the direction you went...
Me: uh... okay, I walked through the house to what I assume to be your bedroom...
Jay: why were you in there?
Me: trying to find the toilet, goshhhhh
Jay: okay, then where?
Me: walked through your room through a door into ur bathroom, took a piss...
Me: when I was washing my hands, the room second door in the room caught my attention...
me: ever head the expression curiosity killed the cat?
Me: well I looked down, but it was rly dark and I may have fell headfirst down a long ass tunnel...
Me: am I dreaming?
Jay: ffs...
Me: WELL WHERE AM I?!
Jay: THATS THE FUCKING TRASH CHUTE!!
Me: ahhhh, now the smell makes sense...
Jay: Stay there you fucking tool.
