Me: HE FOUND ME!!!!
Megan: WHERE WERE YOU!!!?
Me: TRASH CHUTE
Me: HE PADLOCKED THE BIN AND IS WHEELING ME AWAY!!!😭Megan: Jordan..?
Me: WHAT!?
Megan: that's just the bin men...
Megan: GTFO OF THERE BEFORE UR CRUSHED!Crush: You called?
Me&Megan: FUCK OFF MIDGET
Crush: WoW.