HOW TF DID I WRITE 50 CHAPTERS WITHIN TWO WEEKS?! KMS-
"Megan! Hurry the fuck up woman!" I shouted over my shoulder.
"I canny do it..."
"Bitch your legs are twice the size of mine. Hurry the fuck up." I growled.
I spun around to face her as she waddled towards me as if she had shit herself and I grimaced. "Why you walking like that?"
"Well..." she raised her eyebrows as if I would get what she meant, when I didn't, she sighed. "Where have I been for the past three days?"
I pondered this for a moment, "Deans?"
She nodded with a wicked grin and a raised her shoulders in a shrug. Clearly I was missing something, but then something came to mind and my eyes widened, my jaw hitting the floor.
"YOU HAD ANAL!!"
As if time froze, everyone stopped mid-stride. MANNEQUIN CHALLENGE BOI. Megan face palmed and crouched into a ball, shaking her head in embarrassment.
"No." She squeaked.
"Ooooooooh!" I said with sudden pride. "My bitch popped her cherry. Ew. Why the fuck did I have to know that? Nasty. Imma chop his dick off."
Me: we didn't get on the plane.
Dean: Oh shit, did you miss it?
Me: Nah, but you'll be missing ur dick tonight.
