Conflict: Jason & Name

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I told myself I wouldn't do this, but in the end, I still don't have the patience of a saint, so here it goes...

So ever since I started writing 2P!America into my stories, I've been getting this question (it's almost always a question, which is almost always as annoying as being delivered in a matter-of-fact statement): WHY JASON AND NOT ALLEN?

Do you seriously think that someone who has been writing Hetalia fanfics for two years and has been a Hetalian for four wouldn't know her shit from her ass?

Do you really want to know why I use JASON instead of the more popular and common Allen? It's simple:

1) I LIKE the name Jason, it's a bad boy name that reminds me of my baby, Jason Todd,

2) Allen is NOT 2P!America's human name (Hidekaz Himaruya has stopped giving human names to the countries),

3) Allen is one vowel away from MY FATHER'S FUCKING FIRST NAME, and

4) These are my books, my multi-verse. I am the god of it all and I AM THE LAW. *stands up with chest puffed out*


I know that the others are genuinely clueless and think that 2P!America's human name is Allen, but it's not. Google it, it's not. But I'm also sorry if you were offended by this post, but guess what: I was insulted by the comments left on my stories, even if they were meant to be harmless.

Having said that, have a nice day. 😘

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