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gLodfeart froggot wat he was duing soo he went two go hunt. BeCuz he waz so amazing, GlodHart of Mounclan eazzly caught squirels.

"Houw much sqiurrrels dwid get"? assed Whole Bellie. "Aand dwid u jet anie voles for me"?

"uu r phat and lasy"! creamed Glod-fart. "UU JET NO PRAY"!

Hole Bely srarted to cri. "U rr a meanie, butt yuo aare teh amazing gLOD hART".

oLDFART JUUST FALSHED A PWETTY SMILE AND MEEOWED, "i NO i FAM AMAZING"!

/ aufur's noot: sorre mi cups lok wsa one \

"Yesh yuu arree, Oldfart," Holebelly mrowd.

Glodhart decidioused fat there fur too much praay, so hee clalled ovur his amaazing mat, Ameyfistglitter.

"Luk att allllllllllllllllllll dis grate pray pi cught," teh smexy tum nwiqed.

"Woow u r so strongg and bootiful!" Ameymistsitter wesponded.

Glodhart waz goeing tooo kiz sher butt an evial bagger jumed uot off the bush!

autfur's notee
u h8ters wil get wrekt bye mye pis phat i twill through @ ur faac. wut teh fricking freek du u fink ur'e douing!!!!!!!!! ii am smurter tan u aand i will sett the FBI onn ur faac!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Rio.

Sushi and Ember assisted with this beautiful chapter. Credit Ember's brother for some of these grammatical mistakes.


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