Prank Calls | Hoshi

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"I hid the body as you told me, what do I do now?"

"What what ?!"

"Boss I hid the body. What's the plan?"

"I think you have the wrong number. I should call the police." I murmured the last part. The person at the other end laughed and I was puzzled.

"I can't believe I caught you in this ahahahahah, it's me Soonyoung."

"Wait did you just prank call me right now?" I asked.

"Yeah I did." He replied.

"Damn it why didn't I realize??"

"I learned from the best."

"I'm still the master here."

"I'll surpass the master."

"No you won't."

"Pfff mean." He said with an other laugh.

"So what's Seventeen up to lately?" I asked randomly.

"Preparing a comeback. Why do you never ask me how I am ? :(("

"Wasn't that what I just did?"

"No you asked about the group."

"Awww you want some attention." I teased him.

"nO that's not it. "

I laughed.

"Alright alright, how are you?"

"I'm great thanks, you?"

"Really? Just for you to tell me this??"

"Well yeah."

"/sigh/ You got me scared there for a second tho with your prank call." I said.

"What would you do if it wouldn't have been a prank call?"

"Well first I'd be like 'WHO DAFUQ DID YOU KILL.' Then I'd call the police :)"

"I expected that." He said.

"Well duh. Did you think I'd go: 'great, now let's find our second victim.' " I replied.

"What's his address?" Hoshi played along.

"21 jump street." I said. I heard him laugh.

"There might be many people, what does our victim look like?"

"Well he is Asian but has blond hair." I replied.

"What's his name?" He asked.

"His name is Soonyoung, but some call him Hoshi."

"Yah!"

"Not so loud agent!"

"How do I kill him?" He continued.

"I'll be in charge of that part, all you have to do is bring him back here." I improvised.

"Okay, but if I may ask boss, how will you kill him?" He asked, more like scared for his life.