What my Wife Doesn't Know...

A challenge

Richie and I are sitting in this boring ass meeting about how to come up with some more businesses. These meetings are so fucking boring.

"Okay, so our ratings are going up, and we need more businesses, more alliances to conjure, Macalihan. How is the strip club coming along?"

Will- my boss- a.k.a Hugh Hefner asked me. He's the ultimate ladies man, you may think I'm a whore, but once you get to know him... you'll know what a real whore is.

"Well Will, like I say all the time, the business is doing so well, it will keep the costumers cuming and cuming"

everyone laughed understanding my message behind it as Will smiled his teethy smile, "alright, thats what I like to hear. This meeting is finished, find me some more business and get back to work slackers"  we all got up and I walked to my office fixing my tie getting ready to meet this hot new secretary.

"Dont hurt her too much heartbreaker" Richard said to me as we went our separate ways. I approached my office seeing her through the glass window, with her brown shoulder length hair from behind as she sat in the chair across from my black desk full of papers and a new mac computer. I opened the door seeing her stand and turn to face me, while holding her soft looking hand out to shake mine.

"Hi Mr. Macalihan, its very nice to meet you, my name is Tasha Philips"

I smiled, "hi Tasha, it very nice to meet you too, please, have a seat"

she sat down as I took a quick look at her ass. Nice. Round. Plump, I could probably hit that from the back. I laughed at myself as I sat in my chair across from her while taking a look at the resume she has for me. She is 23, been to college and received her masters in business.

Hum, not bad, not bad at all. It looks like I'm dealing with a smart girl here, she's not just about pretty looks, but about brains too. I sat glancing at her, then back at her resume, but mostly her. I put my hand on my chin rubbing it making it seem as if I was really interested in her resume when I'm really interested with whats in between her legs.

I laughed at myself while taking a good look at her. She has shoulder length wavy chestnut hair, with silky brown skin and brown almost green looking eyes, very intriguing I might add. She has on a v-neck gray shirt tucked into a short black pencil skirt, not too short, but short enough to give me a taste of whats in between those caramel looking smooth legs. And that gray shirt teasing me with the little cleavage she has showing. Hum, so I see she's a bit of a teaser, I guess that will come in handy with some foreplay. Wow! I have a great imagination.

Okay focus Mathew, what are we here for? We should be in my bed right now. Damn, all I do is think about sex. Oh right, I'm supposed to be interviewing her, damn I need a question to ask her. Ummmm.... "So, it says here that you graduated with your masters"

she nodded her head with her brown green eyes dancing with excitement and a little nervousness.

"So, what exactly do you expect to gain out of this job? It doesnt say that you have any experience here, you've never had a job like this, so why exactly should I hire you, I guess is my question?" I asked with a slight smirk on my face. Oh yeah Mathew, good cover up, I pep-talked myself. I can feel how nervous she is. She doesnt even realize that I'm going to give her this job regardless of her experience, I'm sure she has plenty experience with those long legs of hers.

"Well, Mr. Macalihan-"

"please, call me Mathew"

she nodded her head while swallowing nervously, "well, I believe I'm the right secretary for you because I can do anything for you, anything that you need. By the way you were checking out my ass about 5 minutes ago, I will not do you that kind of favor. I'm strictly professional and you will know and see that I will have your work in on time and I will always be organized" she stated confidently blowing me away with this new found confidence, I think she's going to be a tough one to crack.

I laughed, "well, the job is yours" I stood up walking around the desk, she stood up too in her black fuck me heels as I shook her soft small hand,

"by the way" I pulled her closer to my chest whispering in her ear.

"I wasnt checking out your ass, you have a piece of paper there that you might want to remove" I smiled while laughing to myself and walking out of the office leaving her there, I'm sure feeling pretty embarrassed.

"Mr. Macalihan!" I can hear her scream after me, I turned around with a slight smirk on my face seeing her red cheeks burning from embarrassment,

"I-I'm really sorry about that I thought you were-"

"Dont worry about it, here is your office, or well, desk rather, you can start by organizing these papers for me" I said pointing to pile of papers on the cheap beige boring looking desk.

I let her save her apology because I would feel guilty letting her apologize when I in fact, really was checking out her ass-which is really nice btw- but, I couldnt have her apologize for that. I left her there to get to work while walking towards Richie's office. I walked in seeing him typing a mile a minute on his computer as I closed the door.

"Well, whats she like?" He asked while still typing.

"Man, she's different"

he laughed, "how so?"

"She has brains, she isnt stupid like the rest. I can honestly say that she might be a bit of a challenge"

he stopped typing while looking at me for the first time since I entered his office with his eyebrows raised and a shocked expression on his face, "wow! I never thought I would hear those words coming out of your mouth"

I sat down in the chair across from him as he sat back in his black chair while smiling and his focus now on me instead of the computer. "Yeah yeah I'm saying it, this new secretary might be a challenge for me, she caught me staring at her ass and she wasnt even looking! I dont know how she knew I was staring"

"she has eyes in the back of her head"

"ha! Yeah right"

"its true, smart girls like her can feel shit like that, I dont know how, but they can. Its like they have super powers or some shit. Like they have some kind of radar for ass looking men"

I laughed and so did he, "shut the fuck up Richie you make no sense"

"I'm serious!" he laughed, "they have ass looking radar!"

I shook my head while walking out of his office, "get back to work you crazy lunatic"

"watch out for the radar!" He yelled as I closed the door while shaking my head.

I swear that guy has some problems. I guess thats why he's my best friend. Shit, we both have problems!