Kaoru x Reader

Saturday

You wake up, hearing your phone going off.
It's Kylie.
You answer.
(Y/n),"Morning."
Kylie,"MORNING! Get up sleepy head, we have a big day today! Shopping, possibly a movie, meeting my friends, chilling at my house, going over to my cousin's home. We are busy, get ready. I'll call you when I'm on the way."
(Y/n),"Okay, bye."
Kylie,"Bye."
It's 9 a.m and you stretch and get ready for the day.
Kylie comes and you two go shopping, you buy a few clothes and Kylie buys seven bags worth of clothes (she likes to have an oufit for everyday). Y'all get a smoothie and go to Bed Bath & Beyond cause she wants some things for her room, so you get some things too. You two go to a park and meet her friends, y'all hang at the park for a while then head to Kylie's home. Y'all watch a movie there with her and her friends and play some games. They leave and you and her head out to her cousin's house. Kylie made you put on an oufit she bought since her cousin is throwing a party. Y'all hang out there till late and you get your stuff from Kylie's home and then Kylie drops you off back home.
Kylie,"We have to do this again sometime!"
(Y/n),"Yea, just not as much in one day."
Kylie,"Catch up to my speed then!"-smirks
You smile and head inside, the maids go get your stuff and put it in your room, you put up your stuff and head downstairs to the family room.
(Y/n),"Hello sister."
Melody,"Hi sister."
(Y/n),"You are never home when I'm here."
Melody,"Hanging with my friends."
(Y/n),"Oh. Why did you act like that when Kaoru was over?"
Melody,"I like the look on his face when I did that. He looked scared of me."-smirks
(Y/n),"Mean! What you doing?"-smiling
Melody,"Looking at funny stuff."
(Y/n),"Like what?"
I DO NOT OWN THESE JOKES!!! NOR THE FOLLOWING THINGS MELODY SAYS!! SOME ARE BO BURNHAM AND SOME I GOT FROM GOOGLE!!!!!!!!! SEARCH FUNNY JOKES AND GO TO IMAGES AND YOU WILL SEE THESE JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melody,"Like this: What did the corn say when his corns fell off?"
(Y/n),"What?"
Melody,"Aww shucks."
(Y/n),"Melody."-laughing
Melody,"What do you call an unorganized group of cats?

Melody,"A catastrophe!"
(Y/n),"Melody!"-laughing
Melody,"What kind of excercise does lazy people do?"

Melody,"Diddly-squats."
(Y/n),"You're not funny!"-smiling
Melody,"My boss told me to have a good day......................So I went home."
(Y/n),"I'd do that."-smiling
Melody,"Read this."-smiling

(Y/n),"Melody!"
Melody,"What kind of bagel can fly?"

Melody,"A plain bagel."
(Y/n),"You are an idiot."-smiling
Melody,"Old people used to poke at me at weddings and say 'you're next'. So I'd poke at them at funerals and say 'you're next'."
(Y/n),"I can't, why?!"-smiling
Melody,"Watch this."
THIS IS FUNNY, HeyYoKendra SHOWED IT TO ME. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.

(Y/n),"Where do you find this stuff?"-laughing
Melody,"My weirdness.
               I didn't want this Kaoru to think that I automatically like him. You know, like my face is 'if you hurt her, I will murder you, TRY ME!' You know?"
(Y/n),"You love me so much."
Melody,"That's hilarious."-smirks
(Y/n),"You love me!!!!"
Melody,"You can die for all I care."-smiling
(Y/n),"YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH!!!"
Melody,"baka."                             (baka as in idiot)
(Y/n),"Why didn't you want to hang out with mom?"
Melody,"Had a date."
(Y/n),"With WHO? Why didn't you say anything?!"
Melody,"What you just said is exactly why."
(Y/n),"You could've told me."
Melody,"I just did didn't I?"
(Y/n),"When are we going to dress up?"-smiling
Melody,"Uh, sometime later this month."
(Y/n),"Are we going to invite our friends?"
Melody,"HELL YES! We are not going to do just family EVER AGAIN! That was horrible!"
(Y/n),"Yea."
Mr. Rose,"What was horrible?"
Melody,"The dress up party we did last year when it was only family. It was boring."
Mr. Rose,"Yea, but you got to hang out with your family."
(Y/n),"No one was our age, not even close."
Mr. Rose,"Yea, it was pretty bad. I hate seeing my older cousin, he still messes with me till this day."
Melody,"That was right! He was messing you the whole time during the party."
(Y/n),"That was the only good part."
Mr. Rose,"Mean."-smirks
Melody,"She gets it from me."
(Y/n),"How could I? You're a sweet bunny rabbit."
Melody smacks you with a pillow. Mr. Rose chuckles.
Mr. Rose,"Well girls, your mother and I are going on a business trip. Your aunt will be coming over and staying. No friends over at this time and tell her where you are going. We'll only be gone for a week, back by Sunday."
(Y/n),"When are you leaving?"
Mr. Rose,"Now, I just got called. She will be over by the time we leave."
Mrs. Rose,"And please behave girls, no mischief."
Daughters,"Yes mother."
Mrs. Rose,"If I hear any compaints you two will be in-"
Mr. Rose,"They understand dear."
Mrs. Rose,"Okay, just making sure. Love you, see you next Sunday."
Daughters,"Love you, see you next Sunday."
They leave out.
(Y/n),"You're not planning anything are you?"
Melody,"No, I won't hurt our dear aunty."
Aunt Ava,"Hello my pretties!"
Daughters,"Aunt Ava!"-hugs are shared
Melody,"Not to Aunt Ava at least."-whispers to you
Aunt Ava,"I know it's late, but tomorrow we're going to have fun! So cancel all your plans girls! Aunt Ava is here!"