@eternalmikey
still not over meeting @calumES@eternalmikey
somebody pinch me.. i think im dreaming@eternalmikey
okay so like one of my friends (gasp, i know; i have friends, what?) actually pinched me really hard@eternalmikey
AND IT WAS NOT APPRECIATED; IM LOOKING AT YOU CODY@eternalmikey
im seriously bruising.. why am i such a weakling??@cbraddock
@eternalmikey cuz youre a lil peach@eternalmikey
@cbraddock I AM NOT A PEACH MISTER. IM A MANLY MAN MAN MAN.@eternalmikey
@cbraddock I REPEATED MAN THREE TIMES FOR EMPHASIS JS@cbraddock
@eternalmikey yeah this is exactly what youd expect a 'manly man man man man' to look like...@eternalmikey
@cbraddock OKAY 1) THAT WAS ONE TOO MANY 'MAN'S AND 2) I SENT YOU THAT PICTURE IN COMPLETE CONFIDENCE AND YOU HAVE BETRAYED MY TRUST YOU SLOOT@cbraddock
eh @eternalmikey@eternalmikey
dont you 'eh' me mister @cbraddock@cbraddock
I'll 'eh' you if i want to 'eh' you; I'm punk rock @eternalmikey@eternalmikey
THATS MY LINE @cbraddock AND YOU STILL DONT HAVE PERMISSION TO 'EH' ME@cbraddock
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh @eternalmikey@eternalmikey
i hate you @cbraddock@cbraddock
eh @eternalmikey I'll live@eternalmikey
@cbraddock no youre supposed to love me you bitch@cbraddock
eh
YOU ARE READING
Happy (Malum Twitter AU) -on hold-
Fanfiction@eternalmikey all i want is for calum to notice me, is that too much to ask? Or where Michael is a fanboy and Calum is in a band.