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Attack of the Kawaii Potatoes

It was a day like any other day. People were walking along the streets or driving. But then, one girl found the one thing that would change everything. The Kawaii Potato. It said to the girl, "Kawaii desu" and then she exploded from kawaiiness overload.

She was the first victim of that fateful day.

The attack was slow at first. Just 1 unlucky person every few minutes. But the Kawaii Potatoes seemed to multiply. The attacks were growing at a fast rate. Would the human race be able to survive?

Word of the Kawaii Potato attacks spread across the world quickly and was all over the news. People were advised to stay inside and lock all doors and windows. But there was a very unfortunate family that had a flying Kawaii Potato fly through their window, breaking it in the process while letting thousands of Kawaii Potatoes. The children's parents tried to protect them from the kawaiiness, but we're unsuccessful in their attempts, so their house exploded from kawaiiness along with the family inside of it.

At this rate, the world would be taken over by Kawaii Potatoes unless there was a being that could surpass the kawaiiness of the potatoes. Unfortunately such a being did not exist. The earth would become a planet full of only Kawaii Potatoes constantly saying "Kawaii desu"

Within a day, the planet was taken over by the Kawaii Potatoes. The ruler The Kawaiiest Potatoe gathered up all of the Kawaii Potatoes and said (The Kawaiiest Potatoe is the king of the Kawaii Potatoes, but he has a very high pitched voice) "My fellow potatoes, we are all gathered here today to celebrate the birth of Kawaii Potato Land. As you all know, we have defeated the humans, and to celebrate, we will have a great party with a great feast!"

After the great speech from The Kawaiiest Potatoe woos and hoorays could be heard throughout the crowd of Kawaii Potatoes. The potatoes had their party and feast and then the story ended so you will not know what happened next.

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So this is what just came to my mind. I don't even know why it had to involve kawaii potatoes, but it did. I'm supposed to be sleeping right now so maybe that has something to do with it.

Anyways, I hope you liked this weird story thing.