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I Did a Dumb

So.

I went back-to-school shopping a few days ago. I was with my mom and brother, but that's not important. You see, I had to babysit a few hours after we left. I got some shoes, pants, and a shirt. Again, not important.

We were there for about an hour or so, then we left. You see, the ride was pretty quiet. I was just reading on none other than Wattpad itself. It was when we got back home when it happened.

I opened the car door, got out, and stood there for a bit contemplating whether or not to grab the bags since they were just bringing me home. My mom didn't want me to be late for babysitting. It was in the exact moment I decided to grab the bags when the car door decided to close, and right on my thumb. I quickly opened the door, moved my thumb and closed the door.

I felt no pain in my thumb, so I checked to make sure it wasn't broken like any other calm person would have. You know the feeling of when you say something stupid and it doesn't really set in until a minute or so after and the embarrassment you feel keeps growing? That is the only way to describe that pain.

I walked in the house door (which I thankfully didn't slam my thumb in) saying oww, so my mom asked what happened. After I told her, she gave me this orbee-filled ice pack to put on it. She said my thumb is definitely bruised.

My thumb felt so weird and stiff while I was babysitting. My mom asked me if I wanted to go to the hospital to get it checked out. Then, she said my thumb might be fractured and that I would only get a splint for it if I went to the hospital. She asked me if I wanted her to put a splint on it. I never put one on.

Of course, a few days later I'm writing this and my thumb still hurts.

So, long story short, I gently slammed my thumb in the car door. It was probably the most annoying form of pain I'd ever experienced.

Also, I went downstairs to get some water and smelled ramen. I just assumed my brother had made ramen, which he did. What I didn't expect was that is was cup ramen in a styrofoam cup. So like any other curious person, I felt the tea kettle that was cold, then noticed there was still 10 seconds left of the microwave timer.

My brother, who is more than capable of reading simple instructions on the side of a non-microwavable cup, microwaved ramen in a cup. A stYrOFoaM cUP!

Why?

Who microwaves a styrofoam cup? I don't even microwave styrofoam plates let alone a freaking cup.

I just can't understand why.

Maybe he was trying to be sneaky about it, but a microwave is not the best option for that.

I just realized my mistake in the previous sentence, but it's too funny for me to even want to change it. I am just going to let that mistake be.

I think I'm done here. It's past 1 a.m and I should really go to sleep.