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The Best Anime Ever

I think I found the greatest anime ever.

I found it watching an akidearest video where she poorly describes anime plots.

I saw "A bunch of magical boys manservice their way to victory," along with clips from the anime and was like "Hold on. Magical boys? I've never seen any magical boys. I need to see this."

Yeah, Sailor Moon doesn't count. Those guys turned into magical girls, not magical boys. (I'm pretty sure those episodes never aired in the USA)

The anime is called Cute High Earth Defense Club LOVE! I'm pretty sure all of the episodes have 'Love' somewhere in the title.

I haven't even finished the first episode and I already love it. I don't even know the main characters' names yet.

It's basically a parody of every magical girl anime.

It starts off with two of the main characters sitting in a public bathhouse debating the purpose of chikuwabu when this creature named [indistinguishable noises] from the planet [indistinguishable noises] crashes into the bath (very conveniently hidden by steam at first). They see the creature which is pink and freak out. Then, another one of the main characters who conveniently works at the bathhouse sees the creature and is like "WOMBAT!!!!1!1!!1!! LET ME CUDDLE YOUUU!!!!!!!" The creature does not like that.

Later on in the club room of the five main characters (their club is called the Earth Defense Club), the creature dubbed 'Wombat' is like "Bibbidy-bobbidi-boo, you're all magical boys, now." (the creature also took control of their teacher) Then they go outside for whatever reason and see the 'Chikuwabu Monster' who happens to be a person who was saying stuff like "There are three types of people: The ones who are talented, the ones with no talent, and the ones who are neither," and "The purpose of chikuwabu? Heh, it could disappear and no one would notice...I am chikuwabu."

The creature tells the guys something along the lines of "You are the heirs to the throne of love. You will protect the world with the powers of 'Making Love'" and one of them was like "Making love- We don't want to be the 'Heirs to the throne of love' or whatever" and while they're complaining, one by one they're forced to transform against their will saying thing about 'love' and 'earth' while posing. The only one fully on board was the one who wanted to cuddle the 'wombat.'

I found this absolutely hilarious because I've watched quite a few magical girl animes including Sailor Moon, Glitter Force, Shugo Chara, Puella Magi Madoka Magica (sorry Mami), and a few others. It probably wouldn't be as funny if I hadn't seen any magical girl animes before this.

I can't believe I have like twelve other drafts and I'm writing this instead. I see I have my priorities straight...

ANYWAYS

I'm gonna finish watching this piece of art.

I almost forgot to put in some amazing quotes from the first episode!

"The Sparkle Prince is going to sparkle all of you sparkles off!"

"Inconspicuousness is still a flavor!"

"Oden is the Earth!"

Also, when blasting beams from their love sticks (yes they're called love sticks) they just kept making up random names to shout and the creature was like "Please stop shouting random names for your moves..."

The villains were introduced at the end of the first episode, obviously standing conspicuously on the roof of the school, which just happen to be the golden trio named earlier in the episode whose club just happens to be the Earth Conquest Club. That made the anime 100 times better.