Oneshots. Bands.

The phone call.

I.... These will never have good chapter titles and like I'm writing these off ma phone so leave comments on what ships ya want. I love you snails........ especially my favorite snail. Bby. This one is kinda shitty tho.

Joshxryanxryan-Ashley. Sorta.

Josh let out a small huff, glaring at Ryan. He was tired of him and his skill at breaking every make brush he owns. How does one even break a make up brush?! He grabbed the broken brushes, storming to Ryan's bunk.

"Ryan!" He growled, throwing the broken pieces of wood at the guitarist. "I said you could borrow my shit! Not break it!" Ryan let out a soft sigh, pushing himself up.

"I didn't break your brushes. I never touched them." He hopped out the bunk, looking down at the slightly shorter man. "You're taller when you wear your shoes."

"They're platforms!" He yelled, stomping his foot. "You piss drinker! You broke my stuff!"

"I didn't break your things Josh. Calm down before you overwork yourself." Ryan gently placed a hand on Josh's shoulder, frowning as Josh glared at him. "What do you want me to do? Suck your dick or some shit?"

Josh pursed his lips, slowly nodding. "Yes," he muttered, "I'd like that."

"I don't suck dick. I just fuck. Go ask Devin." Ryan chuckled, gently tapping Josh's nose.

"I'll tell Chris you broke my stuff."

"I'll tell him I didn't."

"I'll cry. He always caves when Ricky and me and Devin cry. I will. You know I will."

Ryan let out a heavy sigh. He lifted Josh onto a bunk, smirking at him. "You backed me into a corner baby. Guess I have no choice." Josh smiled with glee, swinging his feet.

"I always do. I'm the bestest." Josh giggled as Ryan slowly undid his pants. "Hurry. I don't tease you."

"Yes you do." Ryan rolled his eyes, shaking his head. "You're already so hard. If I didn't know any better I'd think you were playing with yourself."

"N-No! You said I-I couldn't anymore." Josh whimpered. "And-And mommy agreed."

"Damn right she did. What you did was a bad boy thing." Ryan pulled Josh's phone from his pants, handing it to the shorter man. "Call your mommy."

"But... She'll want to see and..."

"She loves watching her baby boy get fucked." Ryan chuckled. He gently palmed Josh's cock through his boxers. "Such a good boy."

"Mmph... o-okay." Josh mumbled. He bit his lip as he started a FaceTime with Ryan-Ashley.

"Hey.... Joshy, what's going on?"

"I'm going down on him." Ryan chuckled. "Is that okay?"

"Of course." She giggled. Josh blushed at her, hiding his face. "Look at me baby. I love your face when you're flustered." Josh shyly met the pale woman's face.

"I-I... Ah!" Josh cut himself off with a small cry as Ryan quickly took his cock in his mouth. "Ry-Ryan!" Josh could barely hold the phone up as he covered his mouth. "Mommy." He whimpered.

"Be a good boy and moan for your uncle Ryan. I'll let him spank you if you be rude."

"It's alright. I'm quite used to him being rude." Ryan chuckled. Josh whined, kicking his legs. "Calm down. If I can get to play with you without Chris being here I'm gonna do it."

"Chris does take advantage of his guardianship on tour." Josh blushed as his mommy and Ryan started to have a normal conversation. He was still needy and was more than willing to take care of himself.

"Josh stop that." Ryan groaned. "I'll have your mommy punish you if you don't." Josh reluctantly let go of his cock. He leaned back, making a silly face at his mommy.

"I miss you."

"I miss you too baby boy. When you get back we'll have sorts of fun." She whispered. "Now just relax and let Ryan take care of you for now." Josh nodded, biting his lip as he felt Ryan give him the slowest blow job known to mankind. He let out a small whimper as he bucked into Ryan's mouth.

"M-Mommy... Are y-you do-doing na-naughty thi-ings?" Josh stuttered through small moans.

"Mommy is allowed to little one. Now be a good boy and moan for mommy." Josh whimpered as he let out a loud moan. "Show mommy what's making her baby moan so much." Josh blushed, pushing himself up on one hand. He flipped the camera, pointing it down at Ryan.

Ryan looked up, smiling around Josh. He was always okay with their antics. He knew Josh wasn't his. As much as him and the rest wanted Josh they'd never steal him from his mommy.

"Mommy, I-I'm cl-close."

"Ask Ryan if you can come. Mommy isn't there, so mommy can't decide."

"Ryan," josh mumbled, biting his lip, "can I come? Pwetty pwease."

Ryan pulled off josh, smiling at him. "Yes little one." He chuckled. It just took a few bobs of Ryan's head before josh dropped the phone as he came. He let out soft whimpers.

"I'm going to hang up but Ryan will take care of you baby. He's gonna give you a nice shower and then you can call me again okay?" Josh sniffled, closing his eyes.

"I wanna come home." He whimpered.

"Oh I know baby. I know." She whispered. "Just a few more shows and you're home and then you can work on that new album."

"I love you mommy."

"I love you too baby boy."

"I love you Ry Ry." Josh whispered as he heard the clock of the call ending.

"And I love you Josh. Now you heard your mommy, bath time." Josh let Ryan take care of him, thinking about leaving the entire time.