Percy Jackson and the Avengers

12

I walked out of my room to the pool.

Why couldn't they have left me alone? Why do they have to care? When people care about me they just get killed.

And now I'll have to explain how the water healed me. Great just godsdamn great.

I jumped into the water, at least they have a pool.

I swam a few laps before settling down at the deep end and taking a few deep breathes.

The water swirled around as my dad appeared next to me.

I glanced at him quickly so he wouldn't see the look in my eyes but he did.

He sat at the bottom next to me and pulled me into his lap before giving me a bear hug that could rival Tyson's.

"Can't breath." I choked out.

He loosened his grip a bit.

"Percy, I think I know what's happening." Great. I never told him about the torture and now he's figured it out.

"You're being tortured aren't you?" I turned to meet his eyes and nodded.

"How'd you know?" I asked leaning back against his chest.

"Every morning you wake up and heal yourself. If that doesn't concern me I don't know what would."

"I'm sorry." I don't want people to worry about me which is why I left.

"I know but you should have told me. I'm your dad after all. Its my job to worry about you."

I rolled my eyes at the cliché.

"What? Too cliché?" I nodded.

"What else can I expect. You are old." I smiled, "older than my grandfather." I started laughing.

My dad laughed, "Speaking of whom is coming down soon enough. Night son." He put a hand on my forehead and I was out like a light.

And for once I had no dreams.

I woke up when I felt hands lift me out of the water.

I decided to freak them out a little bit so I held my breath.

"He's not breathing!" Someone I recognized as Clint yelled.

I felt the water in the air and I could tell someone was about to preform CPR.

I sat up and opened my eyes. "Hi!"

Steve jumped ten feet in the air.

"How are you alive? You were underwater for at least ten minutes!" Natasha yelled.

"I don't know but I was sleeping peacefully. Now if you excuse me," I jumped back under water and pretended to mess with a breathing apparatus in my mouth.

Not that I'm actually wearing one.

I made a big show of taking a breath before falling back asleep.

Tony... Probably a lot of cussing. Maybe not. Depends on if my mom reads this...

When the kid woke up and healed himself I'm like. What the fuck is even going on around here.

First the fucking Chituari. Then that damned piece of scrap metal Ultron.

Now Capsicle's has a grandson who's powered.

Just great. Fucking great.

So I voiced my thoughts. "What the fuck just happened."

When Cap didn't say language I smiled.

"Language!" He yelled ruining my short lived victory.

"I don't have any idea Stark." Natasha said.

"I'm going back to bed. See you later." Bruce walked back to his room.

Point Break was oddly silent. I glanced questionably at him.

"I cannot say." He turned round and headed off in his Pop tart pajamas.

I wonder if they make shwarma pajamas?

"Jarvis, where's the kid?" I asked.

"In the pool."

"Anyone up for a swim?" I smiled cheekily and headed for the elevator sure the others would follow.

We stood in awkward silence as the numbers descended.

With a chime the doors opened to reveal... No one.

Fucking no one.

I have to admit I was pissed. First I can't get my beauty sleep. Now I'll have to reprogram Jarvis.

"Jarvis do I have to have Friday replace you?"

"No sir. Young Perseus is in the pool."

I looked over the edge to see a motionless body in the deep end.

"Fuck!" Clint who was next to me took one look and jumped in the pool.

He reemerged holding the still body of Cap's grandson.

"He's not breathing!" He yelled throwing Percy up over the edge.

Cap was about to perform CPR when Percy sat up and said, "Hi!"

I definitely did not jump a foot in the air and squeal like a little girl. Nope.

But Cap jumped a fucking ten feet in the air. Literally.

Guess the serum made him into a bunny rabbit.

"How are you alive? You were underwater for at least ten minutes!" Natasha screamed at the kid.

"I don't know but I was sleeping peacefully. Now if you excuse me," The kid jumped into the water and messed with something in his mouth before taking a breath.

An aqualung or something like that?

Within a minute he was asleep.

Well that fucking happened.

"What now?" Steve asked.

"Sleep. Then in the morning we get fucking answers." I walked off dramatically.

Before running into a wall.

I ignored the laughter as I rode the elevator back to the living floor.

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