The Dead Men and their demented mischief - A Skulduggery Pleasant Fanfic

Chapter 2

(Valkyries POV)

"Mmmmmmmm," Valkyrie grumbled, her head face down into her pillow. She turned her phone on, the high brightness level momentarily blinding her eyes. She looked at the time which read '10:56' and moaned, knowing she had to get up. Valkyrie rubbed her eyes and looked at herself in the mirror. She was only wearing underwear, tiny lacy black panties with a matching black bra. She shrugged; knowing it was only her at home so didn't need to change. Valkyrie walked out the door, heading into the kitchen to get her coffee fix so she could think straight.

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(General POV)

"Should we be getting her up soon? I mean, she did tell us 10am?" Anton asked, sitting on Valkyries couch in the lounge room.

"Yeah, we've been waiting for nearly an hour," Saracen mumbled and Ravel grunted in agreement

"Trust me, you do not want to be the one to wake Valkyrie up," Skulduggery said while shaking his skull.

"Or let alone talk to her before she gets some coffee into her." Ghastly said, agreeing with Skulduggery comment.

They all looked up as they heard someone coming down the stairs and what they saw was not what was quite expected.

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(Valkyries POV)

Valkyrie stumbled down the stairs into the living room and was about to turn into the kitchen when she heard numerous wolf-whistles coming from the lounge room.

She stopped in her tracks and froze as she saw the men who were sitting in her living room.

"Oh. Shit," Valkyrie swore and tried to cover herself up, failing miserably.

Oh god oh god let this be a dream, Valkyrie thought to herself whilst looking at her friends. They were all staring at her, mostly her chest, legs and stomach. Valkyries face reddened and she looked down.

Thank god I wore good underwear to bed... she thought and looked back up at the men who were still staring.

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(Valkyries POV)

Saracen was looking at Valkyrie and winked suggestively at her and then his eyes rested on Valkyries chest. Damn, I knew she was hot but I never realised she was this hot...

Erskine was checking out Valkyrie as well, taking in her full figure and staring obviously at her toned, slender legs. I could so go for that type of girl...though Skulduggery would kill me...but I would be worth it...

Dexter couldn't help it. He was staring, full on staring at Valkyrie. She was like a younger sister to him but with the underwear she was wearing, he was not thinking of her as a sister at the moment. She's got an amazing body, fit, toned and round in all the right places...

Anton and Ghastly were trying to deliberately avert their eyes from Valkyrie as to them it was just wrong for them to be staring at her, though admittedly they were stealing a couple of glances across at her, as it was just so tempting for them.

Skulduggery on the other hand though, you couldn't really tell where he was staring but he was staring at one thing and one thing only, Valkyrie. I know I'm her partner, and 400 years old, but... she is so damn hard to resist...

Valkyrie cleared her throat at them all.

"Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer?" She said sarcastically at the men.

Saracen and Erskine immediately took out their phones and were about to take a photo when Valkyrie shrieked and ran off.

"I was joking goddammit!" Valkyrie yelled and heard sounds of slaps and protests as she ran up the stairs to her room.

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