Matthew Williams didn't normally mess up a mission.
But this time, as he watched the tiny yellow bird fly out the window, he knew he had screwed himself royally.
Now Matthew's stuck passing himself off as a human Gilbird, the beloved pet of the ob...
"Are jou almost done?" Gilbert knocked on the bathroom door two mornings later while Matthew showered the dirt off his skin. It was strange showering with hot water but also satisfying. "Almost." "If jou don't hurry up, I'll come in vizh jou! Jou're vaisting mein vater!" "Sorry!" Matthew shouted, still not motivated to move. "I should have expected zhis." The bathroom door slid open and Matthew could head Gil shuffling on the other side of the curtain. "Jou vere alvays in jour bird bazh." "This is much better than a bird bath." Matthew grinned, closing his eyes. "Is it even better vizh me?" The blond turned around to see Gilbert standing in the shower. Naked. "Jou vear jour glasses in zhe shower? Don't zhey get steamed up?" "I have to see somehow. Put on some clothes." "But zhey could get vet!" "You are naked." "Jou don't seem very phased." "I'm used to it." He and the other boys always had to shower together. Except for Alfred. He was too good to share showers. "Are jou used to zhis?~" Gilbert pressed Matthew against the side of the shower, causing the taller male to squeak in surprise. Gilbert giggled and snatched Matthew's glasses off his face. He put them on over his own eyes according to the blurred mass in front of him. "Holy schiße! How do jou see in zhese zhings!" "How don't I see in them?" "Jou're so fucking cute." Gilbert put the glasses back in their rightful place on Matthew's nose. "Now let's get ready for zhis vedding." "Yeah." Matthew got out of the water and dried off while Gilbert showered. When the two were finished and wrapped in fluffy towels, they walked out of the bathroom and into Gilbert's bedroom. "I'll help jou vizh jour tie." "Thank you." Matthew started slipping into his suit. The whole setup had everything from a jacket and a vest to suspenders. It looked pretty dapper and Matthew was surprised about how good he looked in it. Gilbert looked equally as good in his simple dress shirt and jacket with a little blue, chick covered tie. "That tie is ridiculous." Matthew snorted. "Shut up or I'll choke jou vizh jours." Gilbert glared. He knelt in front of where Matthew was sitting on the bed and started fixing the Canadian's tie. "Zhere. Now Jou're complete." "I've never actually been to a wedding before." Matthew admitted. "Jou haven't done a lot of zhings, have jou?" "Not really..." Matthew stood. "But that's okay, cuz I've got my whole life ahead of me." Gilbert looked down at the floor, whispering a soft "yeah." "Are you ready to go?" "Ja." Gilbert held out his hand. Matthew hesitated, but took it. It was warm but it wasn't sweaty. "Do jou mind if I introduce jou as mein boyfriend?" The blond thought for a moment. "Why would you want to do that?" "Because all mein friends zhink I live some vild, crazy life und have a new girlfriend or boyfriend every ozher veek...und...vell...jou know better zhan anybody zhat it's not true." Matthew giggled. "If you weren't such an idiot, maybe you'd have somebody." "But I do have somebody!" Gilbert insisted. "I have jou, don't I?" Matthew smiled. "Yeah." He squeezed Gilbert's hand. "I guess you do."
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