Batjokes

SuperBatJokes?

So I was looking on social media for inspiration for a new story and I saw a picture of Superbatjokes. It's another ship but this time with Superman(clark), Batman(Bruce), and The Joker(Jack). I still prefer the Batjokes ship but I have 2 little story's of this Superbatjokes ship!

The party:

So Jack's a spoiled little brat who wants something probs something along the line of "Can't we just skip going to the stupid fucking business parties and you two just fuck me all night instead" and giving his best puppy dog eyes, Bites his lip. Acting like the cute little fucking shit he is.

And daddy Bruce is like, "cut your fucking crap Jack and get fucking ready, Daddy has business to attend to and needs his princess fucking there to look pretty." And he's just thinking if Jack doesn't fucking stop being an annoying little shit he's going to spank his ass for being bad.

Then you have Clark, who's just like "Bruce, babe, I'll just stay home with Jack and take care of him." because he's a weak ass bitch, who can't stand seeing their baby like all pouty, and he just wants to scoop him up and throw him on the bed and ravish him.

And Bruce is just like "Dammit, we're all going." cause he's gotta mega playboy rep to keep up and needs his pretty boys on each of his arm.

*If you're underaged maybe you can better skip the last story*

Superbatjokes sex be like:

Jack: "IM HORNY SOMEONE COME FUCK ME"
Clark: "O... Uh Bruce isn't home... I mean..."
Jack: "Just fuck me, can't wait for him to get back!"

Then Bruce gets home, walks in the bedroom like

Bruce: "Daddy's home boys..."