Good punishment
Jack sat behind his desk in his office in his hideout, working on a plan to blow up a building filled with people. It was quite... the only sounds Jack could hear were the ticking clock, and cars that drove on the road against his hideout. Jack loved the silence.
"PUDDIN'! I'M HOOOOME!!" Harley came in the office, yelling and breaking the silence. Frustrated Jack let out a sigh. Not that bitch again! He thought. Harley wrapped her arms around Jack's torso, saying "Did ya miss me Puddin'? 'Cuz I missed yooouu!"
"Harley, you know I didn't miss you! We go over this every single fucking time! You come back from that 'Poison Bitch' and ask me if I missed you, while I just want you to go away again because I miss the silence way more than I miss you!" Jack answered still frustrated.
"She isn't a bitch Puddin'! She is like the nice old lady from the garden center, she just wants to help me!"
"She's just like the poison in the garden center, it kills all the fun..." Jack rolled his eyes
"Oh yeah? Well if she is the poison, then I bet your Batman is the flower who gets all the attention and love and is the only flower who gets water when he needs it!"
"Yeah, so... what's your point? You know he deserves it, he's the prettiest flower!"
"UUUHH! YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!" Harley screamed and ran away crying.
Well, now she's gone, the silence is back... oh silence, honey, I missed you so much! :3 Jack thought just to make him feel a little bit better, if Harley could hear this she was even more pissed off. Jack sat on his big office chair with a big grin on his face, he liked fooling Harley, even if she cried, that made it better!
Okay let's go further with the plan...
Hmmm... big building, big BOOM! Hehehe let's give my brucie a present...
That night Jack called his henchmen to place bombs in the building from the biggest competition from Wayne enterprises. He would meet them on the 5th floor of the building at 10PM.
It was already 9PM so Jack had to hurry to make himself ready. He put on his make-up, his purple suit, and his black shoes. He spinned around a couple times because he liked spinning around on those shoes. He messed up his hair because he knew Batman liked his hair better when it was all fluffy and out of shape.
At 10PM Joker was on the 5th floor of the building with his 10 henchmens. "Okay, I'll place bombs on the 6th floor. You!" Jack pointed at a random henchmen, "You're gonna get all the people in this building at the top floor! NOW"
"Yes, Sir!" And the henchmen was gone. The others had to put bombs everywhere, and especaily on the top floor.
A minute later, one of them came back to Jack. "Joker, the door to the top floor is locked!"
"Bullshit! Lemme see!"
The door to the top floor was locked.
"Okay... well that's crap!" Jack sighed. "I have a plan..." Jack placed a bomb on the door and BOOM the door was still closed... "What?! Still closed!" Jack yelled in confusion, his bombs always blew every door.
Then he saw that only the lock from the door was blown up. He opened the door, not looking in the room yet. "See? That wasn't that hard! Just get everybody in here and-... WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS THIS?!" Jack screamed when he saw the room.
The room wasn't a normal room or penthouse on the top floor like every normal building has. "Is there a problem Boss?" One of the henchmen asked when he heard the scream and rushed to his boss.
"Hell yeah there is!" Jack answered. "Why the fuck is there a torture room here?!"
"Well Boss, maybe, just maybe, the owner of this company has a... uhm... hobby?"
"Hm... yeah that cloud be..." there came a evil grin on Jack's face. "And I thought that I was a creepy bastard, hehehahahahaha" he started to laugh in a creepy way only the Joker could laugh. "Lock the hostages in this room... let all the male hostages free..." his voice got darker. "I only want the female ones in this room..."
"Yes, Sir!"
