*I made this story when I had the time, so sorry if its not great or long.*
Vacation
"You don't get it, Bats!" Jack snapped
"You're right, I don't get it, why the FUCK do you have to blow up a hospital!?"
"IT'S FUN! And I wanted to!" Jack crossed his arms in a childish way.
"You're crazy..."
"No I'm not!" Jack was really anoyed of the fact that everybody called him crazy. "Now let me go, I have to do a couple things before I go on a trip with... uhm... Harley!(?)" Jack said while he got out of Batman's grib and runned to the bank, he wanted some money for his vacation.
Batman followed him. Jack came out of the bank with a big bag of money, Batman punched him in his face, making the clown fall down.
"Why do you need money?" He asked, looking down at the fallen man.
"Maybe to entertain myself, you're not coming with us so an other has to do it for me!"
"You're crazy!"
"I'M NOT FUCKING CRAZY! IF YOU EVER SAY THAT AGAIN I'LL SLIT YOUR THROAT!" Jack snapped, got his bag of money and ran away.
Bruce followed the man a couple days, sneaking behind him like a spy, making sure he didn't notice him. 2 days after the blown up hospital and robbed bank Jack got in his car and drove away, in his hand a small bag with clothes in it. Bruce still followed him. He saw that Jack wasn't driving, it was the Riddler, they were driving to the airport. What? They HATE eachother! Why would they go to the airport together? Bruce thought.
Ed (the Riddler) stepped out the car, moving to the other side to let Jack step out. There came a teenage boy ran into them. Bruce could hear Ed say something like "J, this is my new sidekick, slave, son. His name is Dane and he'll go with us, where is your travel buddy?"
Jack replied that his 'travel buddy' was coming later. Then they entered the airport.
"Okay where are we going to?" Jack asked the question to answer it himself. "Eenie meenie minie moo, catch a psycho by the thoe, if he screams don't let him go, for fuck sakes meenie minie moo!" He pointed at a sign that showed a scedual for flights that were going to Italy. "Looks like we're going to Italy guys!... HEY DMITRI!" Jack yelled at one of his best henchmen who just arrived at the airport.
"Hi, boss."
"C'mon Dmitri, don't call me boss, you have vacation!"
"Okay, J(?). Going to Italy, I see?"
Jack nodded with a smile on his face.
When they arrived in Italy Jack fixed the hotel. It wasn't a hotel... it was a big penthouse. After they dropped their stuff there, they went to nightclubs and pubs to drink. Later that evening they walked back, Ed was a little drunk, Jack couldn't walk straight because he was too drunk, Dane was too young to drink, and Dmitri only drank Cola. Bruce was still following them, like the stalker he was, and nobody noticed it. He saw Jack leaning on Ed's shoulder. "C'mon Eddie, say it! Say you like to party with me!"
"J, you're drunk"
"No, I'm not! I'm not dru-" Jack fell to the ground, he fell asleep in the middle of his sentence. Ed looked down at him. "Told ya, you're drunk."
Dmitri carried Jack to their penthouse. Jack woke up after 5 minutes, but he just liked to being carried so he didn't let go of his henchman. When they entered the penthouse, Bruce couldn't follow them anymore. There were no windows and he couldn't rent a room, He would be noticed if he did. He only heard a couple noises. He heard clothes falling to the ground, giggles, and litte sounds like "sssshhhh!" Or "hmmm". No! Jack is NOT cheating on me! Not with the Riddler or his henchman! Bruce had to break into Jack's room.
Next morning when they left Bruce could break in the penthouse. He walked into Jack's room and saw two beds one-person beds, made to one two-person bed. He saw Jack's clothes and Ed's clothes all over the place. Bruce didn't want to know if Jack was cheating or not. He hang up a little camera, facing the bed, for sure. He stayed at the penthouse 'till he heard footsteps and a door being opened. He hid in the restroom.
It was 2AM, Jack undressed himself. Ed walked into the room and wrapped his arms around Jack's naked torso. "Hmm, again? What if someone hears us?" Jack looked over his shoulder to face Ed.
"Ssshhh... nobody knows about us... everybody thinks we hate eachoter, but you know better, don't you, Jackie?"
"Uh... I uh... I don't think this is a good idea."
"Oh c'mon Jack, it's not like you have a boyfriend or something! Only I know you're gay... believe me you're gonna like this!" Ed pushed Jack down on the bed.
"Eddie, It's late and I don't want to do this! You failed yesterday in trying it and now again!"
"Sssshhh..." Ed tickeld Jack's stomach, making Jack giggle.
Ed took off his pants. Jack already was in his underwear because he was about to sleep. Ed threw his shirt away when he got it off and jumped on Jack, starting to kiss Jack's neck.
Jack pushed him away, trying to stand, only to be pushed against the wall. "Eddie, stop! I don't want this!" Jack said like he meant it. But Ed didn't stop, he grabbed Jack's hips and started to kiss his neck again. Jack couldn't do anything but trying to get away.
"C'mon Jack. Don't be a rejecting cunt."
"YES I AM!" Jack tried to do everything to get away. Ed grabbed his wrists and pulled them above his head. He crashed his lips into Jack's.
Th-this kiss... his l-lips are so... soft! I want them! NO! Don't. Cheat. On. Brucie! Eddie is only trying to make me love him. I don't love him! I love Bruce! I would never cheat on him! Jack had control over his thoughts but not over his lips. He opened his eyes and realised he was kissing back. He pulled away and ran out of the room. In the living room Dmitri and Dane were sitting on the couch when Jack came in, in his underwear. Dane's mouth fell open. He just saw a man standing in his underwear, shaky legs and tears in his eyes. Even Dmitri didn't regonized his boss with tears in his eyes, shaking, scared of something.
"What's going on bo-... J?" Dmitri worried.
"E-Eddie... he... he k-k-kissed me!" Jack stumbled.
There came a scream out of the room Jack shared with Ed. A second later Ed flew trough the air, out of the bedroom came a man, dressed up like a bat, making Jack's eyes widen.
"Don't. Ever. Dare... to kiss my boyfriend again!" He barked.
"BATSY!" Jack yelled and jumped into Bruce's arms, hugging him as tight as possible. "He kissed me! I didn't want it, really, believe me! Please, Batsy." Jack's voice was small and soft.
"I believe you baby, let's go home..." with that said, Bruce and Jack walked out of the penthouse. Ed, Dane, and Dmitri watched them walk away, staring with their mouths wide open, not knowing what just happened...
